bumper but buddys 

Basically a commen term used for three gay men that have been best friends for a long time or a group of guys who like to get down with one another.

Or when a girl/boy wants to make her boyfriend and or best friend look like total hom-oh's .

It's also a very catchy saying to be used by all women/men .

"teeheehee you guy's are like total bumper but buddys"

"You douche thanks for giving me hug now that chic totally thinks im a bumper but buddy man.

bumper but buddys by cheesy potato bits April 21, 2008

bumper sticker 

When you are in the doggystyle position, pull out and spray your cum on the girls ass, her ass of course being the bumper, and then your cum the sticker. Adding a nice slap is also good for those bitches who like it rough.

You: hey bro you'll never guess what happened last night!
Friend: what happened?
You: I totally gave my girlfriend a bumper sticker last night.

Friend: wow. Normally I'd assume it was just a normal bumper sticker, but because of how much ass you get because of how cool you are, it sounds oddly sexual. What's it mean?
You: yeah I totally do get lots of ass, and its when you pull out and cum on they ass.

Friend: cool I did that to your mom last week!
You: yeah she's a whore.

bumper sticker by kingslaya666 April 14, 2014

bumper sticker 

A means by which people-wheather you agree with their opinions or not--cleverly show off their opinions that the rest of us are too shy to tell. My favorite says: "Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT S**T."

A bumper sticker is tacky, but is a clever way people show off their stinking thinking.

bumper sticker by [e-mail] May 25, 2008

bumper bowling 

The tendency of a pedestrian preoccupied with another task (e.g. talking on a cell phone, fiddling with a portable music device) to veer left and right across the sidewalk, unknowingly blocking faster-walking pedestrians attempting to overtake them.

So named for the similarity between the perpetrator's movements and those of a bowling ball in the eponymous ten-pin bowling variant, in which the lane's gutters are blocked by bumpers to prevent gutterballs.

"I just missed the Muni because I couldn't get around some Bluetooth idiot who was hella bumper bowling."

bumper bowling by derat January 6, 2008

bumper tailing 

also known as tail gating, following too closely to the car in front of you

i wish this guy would quit bumper tailing me. he's gonna cause an accident.

bumper tailing by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010

bumper dump

When a person needs to take a crap, but no toilet is readily available. You drop your pants, set your coccyx-area down on the bumper of the nearest car, and crap (mostly) onto the ground.

This maneuver is usually performed by a "SF Mission Hipster", after he/she has consumed several Pabst Blue Ribbon beers. Bonus points if the car is a symbol of gentrification, such as a German compact sedan.

Bro #1: Dude. come check out my sweet new BMW 418!

Bro #2: Brah, it looks like someone pulled a bumper dump on you, and missed a bit.

Bro #1: Dude. Lets go back to the Marina and drown our sorrows at Bar None with some beer-pong! Did you bring the rufees?

Bro #2: Brah, I wouldn't have it any other way. Let's go crush some beercans against our foreheads!

bumper dump by JBlackfoot September 11, 2014

Bumper boats 

Wet vagina lips

"Stop flappin your bumper boats ".

Bumper boats by Hot fish July 6, 2017