blue buffalo

The act of painting someone blue and fucking the shit out of them

Dude I blue buffaloed your mom.

by DiabeticKid January 17, 2014

The White Buffalo

The one and only true love who got away.

Hey do you remember Karen, "The White Buffalo", what.

by coreessj3 April 1, 2010

beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:

1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.

by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011

Buffalo Chip

A pile of buffalo excrement.

Don't step in the buffalo chip!

by Bobblehead on June 22, 2007

buffalo, missouri

Small hick city out in the middle of bum-fucked egypt. Walmart is the mall of this town, and it's not even a super-center. Rednecks galore!

Let's all go to buffalo, missouri and "chill" at walmart.

by wanda-jewel June 14, 2008

buffet pants

a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.

hey ross lets put our buffet pants on and go the the chinese restaurant.

by jay duncan September 8, 2005

buffed up

Flexing, with expensive shades.

I just Went to the Cartier store and got buffed up right quick.

by Lionelsgood July 19, 2016