Bible Humper

A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.

Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."

Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."

by Tiff January 30, 2004

Broblem

Problems with your bros, the result of putting ho's first or participating in some serious violation of man law

"I got 99 broblems, but a ho ain't one."

"Dude, I know you didn't just break man law #69 (heh, 69). Are we going to have broblems?"

by That guy that God worships February 8, 2010

bible thumper

A mega-right wing Christian wacko. Belives their life must be based on the Bible. The same goes for our goverment, it will be based on the Bible. Usually a homophobic, pro-life, redneck idiot.

See George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, right-wing nutjob

Bible Thumper: WE MUST BAN GAY....... NO WE MUST KILL GAYS!!! OUTLAW ABORTION! WE WILL NOT COMMIT SIN!!! IF YOU DON'T LISTEN YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!!! AND IF YOUR A DEMOCRAT YOU STILL WILL!

Followers: Huzzah!

by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004

bible-beater

a person who's overly religious in their thinking, and takes the christian beliefs system waaay to far and literally. may or may not end up knocking atr your door or on the streets of a large city trying to convince you to become a monk, or to convert to xyv religion.

i said i am not becomming a nun you damn bible beater!

by gillian May 3, 2004

harvey cedars bible conference

HCBC. The only bible conference on the island. The summer staff being 100% sunshine and rainbows and all the guys have hooked up with all the girls. Everybody knows everybody. you want drama? see the girls dorm. wanna see guys betting to shower with one another? go see the guys dorm. adventure awaites with catching the shuttle every 15 minutes and countless wawa trips. catch us at mercer road to the beach to see at least 3 staff members making out or passed out. anything's possible at hcbc. why do we stick around for being underpayed and having curfew? anne.

harvey cedars bible conference is a place where christ finds people and changes lives.

by hiyoudontknowwhoiamlol March 17, 2017

Bible-thumper

A person who generally adheres strictly to the Bible, Scripture, or New Testament. Usually found in Southern states, North Carolina, Florida, Texas, Louisiana, etc., etc.... Bible-Thumpers usually allow themselves to be seen as "God-fearing" Christians, but once they're behind closed doors will talk trash about everyone in their neighborhood. They usually try to shove their beliefs down everyones' throats and hate people who are different (Gays, Jews, Wiccans, etc., etc...).

STAY CLEAR OF THEM. POINT BLANK.

"Hey, I'm going over to Sally's today."
"Oh? I hear her parents are Bible-Thumpers."
"Really? That explains a lot..."
"Watch out. The minute they start preaching about how you're always committing a sin, and that if you don't get saved soon you'll burn in hell, get the fuck out of there."
"Will do, will do."

by IMissTheSilence November 3, 2009

Bible Bone

1. Term used for sexual intercourse by God fearing folks adamant on not losing their virginity. Sex not involving the vagina (i.e. anal, oral, in the ear, etc...).

2. Used metaphorically to describe getting "raped" by something.

1. "Man, the pastor's daughter is so kinky, but she's afraid to lose her virginity. She'll only let me bible bone her."

2. "I just got bible boned by that reverse sit-ups machine."

by shockerrocker April 15, 2009