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Beretta bite

A Beretta Bite is a mark or cut given to oneself accidentally by closing the slide of the 92fs AKA M9 Beretta pistol on ones finger or portion of hand.
The act of giving oneself a Beretta bite most commonly occurs when an inexperienced user has improperly places his or her hand on top of the slide while attempting to lock the slide to the rear. Flailing to fully engage the slide lock or maintain a good grip, the slide well slip and slams shut, pinching the sensitive skin between the thumb and first finger. This will normally leave a blood blister or sometimes a small cut “Beretta bite”
by Cpl G USMC January 22, 2006
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Stag Beetle

A post-coitus move in which the male wraps grabs his female, picks her up, and throws her off the bed. As this move is naturally performed high in the tree tops, it is best if used when sexual encounters are performed on the top bunk, or on a raised platform- possibly even a dais.
Ma' I'm sorry to call you under such conditions, but Im headin' to prison. I stag beetled my fiance yesterday. Who knew, she didn't have an exo-skeleton?
by JustJonny01 April 19, 2011
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Being breetarded or the act of being a breetard is when one falls for Brees lies and decitfull personality only to find out later they were dupped.
Man I was really breetarded last night and believed she was telling the truth.
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beret burn

A member of the military forces whose forehead is paler than the rest of their face due to extended exposure to the sun while wearing a beret.
"Dude, Nick has some serious beret burn from being out in the sun all day."
by omgitsbrittie May 3, 2009
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beethovened

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's ear just as Beethoven used to insert a horn into his ear to hear.
I beethovened Heather so hard last night.
by hobeaux January 16, 2012
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BeetBard

Fundamentally stupid. it doesn't have any correlation with the word "Retard"
"Dude I can't believe you put a Funyun on your penis, you're such a BeetBard."
by I want my Starbucks February 28, 2019
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Beetful

Oh my gosh your child is so beetful
by Jenniisbeetful January 2, 2020
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