A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.
by dorothy parker February 05, 2014
A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.
by x2GiRlSx1xJPx February 22, 2011
A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
by GangstaaNate September 13, 2010
A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.
by maudibe May 29, 2008
When you put maple syrup on your morning wood, fuck someone in the ass, then lick leftover syrup off their asshole.
by filthy pirate hooker July 15, 2010
by translate February 23, 2022
The act of lifting your leg and passing gas on an un-expecting person. The buttocks must be facing the victim thus presenting the gas hot and ready.
by Too hot to Handel December 18, 2014