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Brazilian Smoothie

The act in which a man vomits and shits in a woman's vagina or asshole and then penetrates it. After he fucks her vagina for about 5 minutes, he then sucks it out and spits it onto her tits and into her mouth. If it is spit into the mouth, she gargles it.
Dude, this escort did the Brazilian Smoothie with me and it was so gross.
by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020
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Brazilian lemonade

A sex act where the man will be on his back, mouth open, and the woman will squat over his face and she will put a sliced lemon between her butt cheeks and squeeze to where the juices fall into the mans mouth.
“How was your weekend?” “Great! My girlfriend gave me some Brazilian lemonade!”
by H bird dog April 4, 2023
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Brazilian Bonfire

When you ignite the pubes of a dead bitch to warm up her pussy in preparation for sex.
(you may also fuck while still lit)
Bro I just did a Brazilian bonfire last night it was litty.
by brazilianpro69 May 1, 2023
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Brazilian Flopper

"Brazilian Flopper" also known as professional Brazilian football player "Neymar" is a term joked by many football fans and social media for Neymar's outrageous dives while playing professionalized football. It is also known to be criticizing him for overreacting on a dive, even though it could be a minor dive, thinking that Neymar would be "overreacting".
John: Do you know who ghosts in Saudi and is a Brazilian Flopper?

Chris: Who is it?
John: ITS THE BRAZILIAN NEYMAR!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 18, 2023
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cowboy brazilian

When two men wax each others buttholes and then do some ass play afterwards.
Mike, wanna do a cowboy brazilian with me?
by Your dogs sex toy January 10, 2014
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Igor The Brazilian Guy

A Brazilian Google+ user who says "bruh" a lot and had 3000+ followers until he angered Mitsuru to use his powers to delete Google+ and said that he will delete Google+ exactly in April 2nd which is Autism Awareness day.
"Hey do you know Igor The Brazilian Guy?"
Mitsuru: Blocked
by Teccnutty July 24, 2019
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Brazilian Portuguese

a branch of the 'official' continental European Portuguese language that over the 500 or so years of this giant country has become as rich and diverse as the millions of people from varying backgrounds who use it.

It's just a pity that not every country has a decent infrastructure on which to build a quality educational framework, perhaps if the Portguese and the various other invaders had entered the country with a different philosophy, not just one of 'snatch & grab', things would have been different.
person1. "Wow, as a learner, I far prefer the musicality and accessible depth of expression of Brasilian Português!"

person2. "Hmm, I agree. European Portuguese sounds like a mix between Turkish, Russian and spitting food."
by Lego February 14, 2005
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