Andrew Brandmeier

A handsome large fellow with the most likely the most attractive beard of all time. However, do not be fooled by his size 13 new balances, he does not have a large penis. Andrew, also known as brandy, swollmier, chungus, John Cena’s disowned child, and the gayest man in the locker room, holds the record for the most consumption of protein powder.

Victoria: Andrew Brandmeier I love you
Brandy: Shut up Victoria

Andrew Brandmeier by Brandys-EX October 23, 2019

Noah Brandwein

A man who struggles to speak English and loves saying UNREAL.

Person 1: Yo Noah Brandwein what’s up?
Noah Brandweinn: UNREAL UNREAL UNREAL UNREAL UNUNUNUNUNREAL

Noah Brandwein by anonymous November 30, 2021

pull a brandel 

being good with the ladies

that man just pull a brandel

pull a brandel by loose February 4, 2014

branden steineckert 

the drummer of the used

branden steineckert owns you

branden steineckert by kiddlez July 18, 2008

Brandrew 

Your bro Andrew. Not to be confused with Broseph or Brohammed. Brotally bro-tastic.

Yo Brandrew, wanna go play some lax and get shit-faced?

You know it Brosa.

Brandrew by BarackBrobama March 14, 2010

Brandeus 

A Good Looking, Intelligent, Man who is always seen with the ladies. He is covered with swag from head to toe at all times. He loves money just as much as money loves him. He is extremly athletic and ice gets cold when they think of him. Hes super chill...all the women want him and all the men want to be him.Beast Mode

I wish I could be like Brandeus

Brandeus by TheDarkKnight001 October 4, 2011

brandilyn 

brandilyn Is the hottest girl around and isn’t afraid to say no. brandilyn is really nice to everyone she meets and you are super lucky if you’re able to date her.

Dang brandilyn is looking super hot today

brandilyn by Daddy’s cheeks April 8, 2021