Spring Branch, TX

An area approximately 30 minutes North of San Antonio where shit goes down. Not too many people know about the place, but it's diverse as shit. You got your ghetto, but then you got your athletes, jocks, rednecks, kickers, and everyone else in-between, especially the hot white girls. A lot of the white people are tight, especially the white basketball players. They the typical white boys, but they got just enough ghetto in them to be whats up.
That white boy can hoop, too bad he played at Smithson Valley in Spring Branch, TX where it all about football
by iLiKEiTWENUCALLMEBiGDADDY December 16, 2009
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north branch minnesota

A town in East Central Minnesota full of either gays or red necks. Guns and a lot of Republicans that love to shoot and fly their Confederate flags.Yee Yee is a common saying
They got alot of them nothren southerners in North Branch Minnesota
by Austin the yeet February 1, 2017
mugGet the north branch minnesotamug.

The Branch Covidians

A Cult that emerged in 2020 whose ideology is based upon "Covid19 is fake," "Staying Home goes against the Constitution," and "Guns"
The Branch Covidians are having protest against staying home.
by JayyTheOrc April 21, 2020
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Branch Covidian

People who refuse to take the basic precautions to prevent the transmission of a deadly virus, especially the guidelines pertaining to crowed environments and proper distancing; or
someone who refuses to take the basic precautions because they believe their deity will protect them.
80 Branch Covidians were infected, 2 of whom died after they ignored social distancing during a gathering.
by Livid Citizen August 18, 2020
mugGet the Branch Covidianmug.

Knock that branch off

Having intercourse.
Yo Gratz, why don't you try and knock that branch off?
by deansmith August 13, 2009
mugGet the Knock that branch offmug.

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" to give felatio.
I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.
by Bob September 6, 2005
mugGet the eat branchmug.

Branching Cluster Fuck

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.
Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??
by Namuna June 16, 2011
mugGet the Branching Cluster Fuckmug.

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