Blashgoov

soda that has been sitting out for a lonnnnngggg time with air getting to it so it turns into a gooey substance.

"this soda must be damn old since it's turned into blashgoov."

by Runners High December 2, 2003

Blasenflap

The language of incoherent ramblings one resorts to when they have become utterly aggravated or overwhelmed by the stupidity of another. It is usually seen in comic strip captions as a string of punctuation marks.

"Grr rassa frassa %$(#&^#)@!^$@*&!!!" is an example of blasenflap.

by wykyd_wytch December 13, 2008

blas-fuckin-phemy

the ultimate form of blasphemy; complete nonsense. extremely frowned upon

Girl: Qdoba is way better than Chipotle.
Boy: That is blas-fuckin-phemy! Qdoba sucks ass.

by PurdueBound September 26, 2010

blasfumy

a shit-less, mind-boggling, penis-extending mix of music thats bound to make you cry or burst into head-banging thrill dancing!

there was so much blasfumy last night at that part i got a splinting headache!

by winterdrift October 26, 2012

blasian broski

A person who likes to party and do his math homework at the same time. What a Bro. Black and Asian, he likes watermelon with his noodles

"Holy shit look a black guy, Run!!!! Oh wait its just a blasian... What a blasian broski!!"

by XowingIII2766 October 21, 2013

Bilase

Means pussy, can also be used as an expression

Bilase kang yawa ka

by Avanche Garyde Euphoria May 9, 2019

Blasa

When someone says something stupid and idiotic but has humor in it.

Uya'blasa son yeses!

by KAygee Sabelo August 21, 2020