BMW

stands for:
Boner
Material
Women

person A: Look at that fine women!!
person B: Dayum!! she's a BMW!!

by IloveFacebook123 May 13, 2011

BMW

Big Military Wife. This is the type of woman somewhat desperate 18-20 year old military men marry before being deployed. The women tends to outweigh the man by 1.5 times.

"Did you hear about Joe being deployed to Afghanistan?"

"Yeah I heard he picked up a BMW in Vegas right before he left."

by MysteriousMD2 October 18, 2011

bmw

An extension of the penis and ego.

Hi, I have a BMW. Give me head bitch.

by Chronos revolution April 1, 2008

BMW

Black Man's Willy.
An alcoholic dronk that consistes of whiskey, sambuka, bailey's and malibu. So called an BMW, because when it's in a tall glass, it has a browny colour, apparenly resembling a black male's penis.

Annabel was competely hammered, and was lying in a drunken heap on the floor. She had been supping BMW'a all night.

by [x]Princess[x] April 21, 2007

bmw

bitches moan wildy

BMW: girl moaning wildy

by codymaciel December 10, 2010

bmw

a type of care driven by yuppies and corporate types who buy into the mentality that people are only worth what they own.

I drive a BMW because I am important because I make a lot of money. I shit on poor people!

by Antnee September 17, 2004

bmw

"Big Mormon Wagon"

-A large American made S.U.V. referred to by a native American.
-named for their high occupant capacity needed to accommodate over sized Mormon families with like 25 kids and multiple wives.
-usu. heard in lands prominently inhabited by Mormons and Native Americans esp. Indian reservations

***on the reservation***
*white man pulls up to the convenience store in his "BMW"*

Drunken Indian man- "ey man, thas a nice BMW."

White man- "this isn't a BMW man..."

Drunken Indian man- "yess it iss mann. Iss a Bick Mormon Wakken!"

by ANDR3W SB12 December 28, 2007