emergency blowout liquidation 

Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.

After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;

"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"

Or in a more formal situation;

"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."

emergency blowout liquidation by Anton Berlin May 7, 2008

Blowout 

Melbourne, Australia slang for a GHB/GBL (juice) overdose. Often comes with involuntary sleep/passing out for hours, involuntary movements, sex with anythng or anyone, extreme horniness, moaning and groaning, dangerous driving and dancing like a fuckhead whilst touching oneself. The person "blowing out" will be unable to comprehend or understand you telling them to "calm down" or "stop it" and will continue to blow out until he GHB effects wear off.

"I can't believe she pissed in the middle of the road"
-"yeah she's a dirty blowout"

Blowout by 3ml_Charge November 26, 2010

Blowout 

haircut where the side burns and back is faded out...staten island guidos

damn...why everybody here got the same cut

Blowout by doobalis December 8, 2003

blowout 

to win by a large score (english slang)

"Did the Flames win?" "Ya, 11-2. It was a blowout."

blowout by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Blowout 

Occurs when stretching of the ears with gauges. It is the extra flap of skin that is created when either going up sizes too fast or when you skip sizes. Blowouts can heal, but it requires the plug to be taken out. Most people think they've gotten a blowout, but in reality they've ripped their ears. Ripping of the ears may have skin discoloration around where the ear was gauged. A blowout mainly happens when the skin does not easily stretch and is forced out through which ever way you're stretching your ears. This excess skin may eventually deteriorate. The results of a blowout (depending on the size) may look unpleasant when the plug is not in.

Person 1: That man's lobes are huge!
Person 2: He's most likely going to get a blowout soon.

Blowout by renizzler July 4, 2009

diaper blowout

1. When a baby or anyone who wears a diaper had a bad poopy accident full of diarreha and poo goes everywhere making a mess and getting everything stinky.

2. When someone spills pepper on the chairs at wendy's, and it looks like hundreds of little bug terds.

1. Upset mom: P-U! I think we should pull over on the side of the road to take care of the kid's diaper problems.

Grumpy dad: Darn that diaper blowout is so stinky!

2. Girl: Whoops, there goes all of my pepper! Oh well, I gotta go.

Wendy's Worker: Oh darn, someone left a serious diaper blowout for my to clean up, so nobody can sit at this table until I clean.

diaper blowout by cufused_kris June 29, 2009

Total Blowout 

When a woman gives oral sex and shits her pants.

Dude! My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when out of nowhere she shits her pants. It was a total blowout

Total Blowout by MGZeke June 21, 2018