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Sexual Bipolar Disorder

Sexual Bipolar Disorder is a mental illness, one that causes a complete, drastic and random change of sexual preference overnight.

One day you're attracted to guys, and girls disgust you. The next you're attracted to girls, and guys disgust you. The day after you're attracted to squirrels, and humans disgust you, etc.

Omnisexual people often exhibit signs of sexual bipolar disorder.
Jim: "Geeze, look at Josh over there. Yesterday he was all interested in Jane, but today he's totally checking out that tree. What a freak."

Burt: "Woah hold on man, Josh is sick. He's suffering from sexual bipolar disorder"

Jim: "Oh, wow. I'm sorry that I insulted him, that sounds tough."

*Josh having sex with a tree in the background*
by mastermustard October 31, 2013
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Bipolar Douche Lord.

A person who sets their status as weird things, has major anger issues and may be on the verge of killing anything/one that gets in its way, a person who cant even be categorized as a "douche bag" because its a LORD. A person who needs help and needs to just delete their facebook and GET A LIFE :)
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Bipolar

It's below freezing one day and then like 68 degrees the next day. The weather in St. George, Utah is bipolar.
by a;lkd February 24, 2011
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bipolar

The bipolar polar bear had trouble deciding between his brother & sister.
by Frankline Foxxx June 17, 2010
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bipolar

when you have no control over your feelings. you could be the happiest kid in the world one minute, and suicidal the next. you feel like no one understands you and no one can help you.
bipolar kid:

(mom comes in to check on you when you're in your bed reading)
mom: "hi honey, just wanted to check on you!"
kid: "ok. close the door all the way when you go."
mom: (walks out and the door is still open a crack) "goodnight!"
kid: (has a screaming outburst and sobs for the next 10 minutes and cuts his or herself. then goes back to reading as if it never happened)

seriously. this happened to me last night.
by dfjkdf November 1, 2006
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bipolar

Something assholes use as an excuse to gain pity from their enemies and befriend them.
Asshole: Hey... I'm sorry about what happened yesterday. Im bipolar. :/
Guy: Oh, it's ok! I understand your pain.
by Discord0 March 9, 2013
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Bipolar disorder hoarder

A person with bipolar disorder who does not take their medication and goes postal on anyone for anything. Although delutional they are know it alls. They also quote the bible constantly ,also suffering from being a bible thumper, telling everyone they are going to hell even though they were a prostitute,crackhead and a bad mother to the extent that all of their children were taken away and adopted into proper homes. They are often born again Christians.
Dang she's a bipolar disorder hoarder,she needs to take her meds
by Fake it till ya make it June 2, 2015
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