Laguna Betch

To describe a retard aka: Betch from Laguna beach aka: Bitch.

C: Stop teasing me!
K: Shut up, Laguna Betch....Go back to Laguna, Betch.

by INCHOERENCHECE October 20, 2008

Snotty little betch

a close girlfriend who mocks you for little inablities

jody "can you stop mocking me?"
carly "no not likely"
jody "snotty little betch"

by Jody Martin January 27, 2008

betchitude

Level of betchyness. How bitchy/"betchy" someone is.

"Wow, your betchitude is very high today."

by Zoey Tenaiy January 29, 2009

bestcoaster

A native or inhabitant of the West Coast, most notably from California, Oregon and Washington. A backformation from the phrase "West Coast best coast" or West Coast is the best coast with the suffix -er denoting, when added to a proper noun, the demonym, i.e. a person or inhabitant of said proper noun.

While Southerners might stress the first syllable of the word 'persimmon,' us Bestcoasters stress the second syllable.

by Chiefosito January 26, 2011

Bexican

Someone who has a lot of puppies

"Wow she has a lot of puppies!"
"Yeah mate that's BEXICAN"

by Dongleberry July 27, 2018

motha betchy

The act of being motha-like. Or going to the SLC and enjoying the fact Stalin wore their suit on the awards day and also getting freaked the hell out by that crazy bitch at subway and wearing powersuits, and constantly cursing, and having a hand motion to say 'MOTHAA' to and being freaked out by the GRUDGE!
TOSHIO IS IN YOUR CORNER!

That motha betchy can sure kick ass.

by mothatata April 14, 2008

rent-a-betch

A person who is asked to take poor, lazy, trifling people around the town like they're some kind of Taxi, without any reimbursement. Almost like an obligation of sorts. A rent-a-betch's clients will take over their radio, blow cigarette smoke in their face, tend to have a creepy fetish of McDonald's "Tarta' Sauce!", call everyone walking down the street names, leave trash in their car and talk smack about them the whole time. Their clients have also been known to throw burning cigarettes out of the car, especially at gas stations and homeless people. It's a dangerous & dirty job. Someone has to do it.... might as well be you, Betch.

"Hey, where's a rent-a-betch when you need one?! I need to sell my food stamps for crack before my baby-daddy get home with that worrisome ass kid."

"Rent-a-betch, I need to get to the hospital ASAP! I have a tumor in my eye, a bladder infection, herpes and I may be pregnant. You will sit with me for six hours until I'm even looked at and no you won't be paid. My company should be suffice."

"Take me to Master Wok stupid bitch!"

by Dick Woody February 24, 2009