The act of a woman sucking a mans asshole to give the man sexual pleasure. When the genders are reversed it is referred to as a "Bernardette"
Man - "I got so drunk last night man, I agreed to a girl giving me a bernard"
Man 2 - "That's real fuckin weird man"
Man - "It was actually kinda nice"
Man 2 - "That's real fuckin weird man"
Man - "It was actually kinda nice"
by NotABradOrAnEllis June 16, 2013
Get the Bernard mug.A Golden dog known as a retrieving dog. Also defined as a golden retreiver. Loves to Pant in your face. Loves to shake that thang (tail) all the time. Steals shoes to greet you. Whines when excited.
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A day school in New Jersey for wealthy kids who are smarter than the public school kids. Only for kids who plan to be successful in their future, and only for people who want to work none and earn millions. if you want a manual labor job, check out black river.
Kid 1: Where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Gill St Bernards.
Kid 1: Lucky! I go to Black river, like the rest of my moron friends.
Kid 2: Gill St Bernards.
Kid 1: Lucky! I go to Black river, like the rest of my moron friends.
by The one and only Xtraeneous January 27, 2011
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Get the Dirty Bernardo mug.1. The SS of the Kansas City Chiefs who glamorously ended the 2008 NFL season for Tom Brady in Week 1, by bending his knee the wrong way and snapping pretty much anything attached to that knee. This caused the Patriots to miss the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and drop from an 18-1 season to an 11-5 season. God knows how Brady will be in 2009 thanks to this man.
2. national hero
3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.
4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.
2. national hero
3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.
4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.
Definition 1 Example: "HOLY FUCK MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER IS BERNARD POLLARD!!!"
Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."
Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"
Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."
Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."
Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"
Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."
by t0mbreidyh8ter April 15, 2009
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They often make 'phantom' comments that confuse and puzzle the average listener.
They often make 'phantom' comments that confuse and puzzle the average listener.
Commenter 1:"im still looking for ''Bernard's'' comment"
Commenter 2:"someone please tell me who in the fuck is bernard"
Commenter 1:"fuck u bernard. u wasted 10 minutes of my life looking for your comment"
Commenter 2:"someone please tell me who in the fuck is bernard"
Commenter 1:"fuck u bernard. u wasted 10 minutes of my life looking for your comment"
by LukeHandle January 1, 2012
Get the Bernard mug.An ascended form of ridiculous, the Super Saiyan 3, if you will, with ridonkulous clocking in at Super Saiyan 2.
Guy 1: Dude, how RIDICULOUS was that mosh pit?
Guy 2: More than just ridiculous.
Guy 1: RIDONKULOUS?
Guy 2: More. It was BERNERKULOUS.
Guy 1: Whoa. That is a crazy mosh pit.
Guy 2: More than just ridiculous.
Guy 1: RIDONKULOUS?
Guy 2: More. It was BERNERKULOUS.
Guy 1: Whoa. That is a crazy mosh pit.
by HumphreyHydeIII March 24, 2010
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