Noah Beck 

A person with a seriously thick neck. He will occasionally contour his abs and give you second hand embarrassment.

Noah Beck :“Lmao, have you seen that video of Noah Neck- Beck dancing?”

Noah Beck by Your local Walmart October 20, 2020

Glen Beck 

A dumbass conservative whiner on fox news that Stephen Colbert, and people who can tell an idiot from an actual politics news broadcaster, make fun of.

Guy 1: Did you see Glen Beck?
Guy 2: No, I saw Stephen Colbert make fun of him, though.

Glen Beck by Sergeant Man June 3, 2010

Glen Beck 

A raging alcoholic, Morman convert, drug addict, drama queen, cry baby and disgrace to Mount Vernon, Washington. Mr. Beck apparently blew both Bill O'Reilly and Rupert Murdoch to obtain a Fox news time slot. Likes to take it in the ass from Ann Coulter.

"Oh, Ann. It will never fit!" said Glen Beck with an adventurous tone in his voice.

Glen Beck by murdercycle March 31, 2009

Glenn Beck

1. Synonymous with the word "bullshit."

2. Synonymous with the word "myth."

3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."

4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.

1. David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.

2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES.

3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning.
B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck!

4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.

Glenn Beck by LOL BUTT SEHCS July 30, 2007

pulled a beck 

leaving friends at a bar, usually without a ride, without telling them you're leaving.

(inspired by the guy who started it all Becker)

guy...i'm going to take a leak

friends...o.k.

20 minutes later

friends...damnit. he pulled a beck. now we have to cab it.

pulled a beck by kevinbecker January 2, 2008

Glen Beck 

1) Mentally unbalanced

2) Alcoholic

3) Of a considerably low I.Q

4) Latent Pedophiliac Homosexual

5) Conspiracy Theorist

6) Lacks understanding of the term 'Teabagging'

7) Broadcaster on the Republican Propaganda Channel

8) Believes in his Aryan background

9) Fat

10) Large male that cries on syndicated television

11) Currently involved in a sexual relationship with Bill O'Rielly

Person 1: What you think of Robert Mugabe then?

Person 2: He's a total Glen Beck.

Glen Beck by Glen Beck Himself November 8, 2009

John Beck 

sym: Choob
n: The coobiest of choobie. Someone who listens to less than 10 bands.

adj: Something so lame that a new word needed to be made for it.

n: John Beck needs to stop being crappy

adj: ha ha ha! you're so John Beck! you fuckin' suck at Call Of Duty!

John Beck by Chodemaster1,000 December 13, 2009