Noah Beck
A person with a seriously thick neck. He will occasionally contour his abs and give you second hand embarrassment.
Noah Beck by Your local Walmart October 20, 2020
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Glen Beck
A dumbass conservative whiner on fox news that Stephen Colbert, and people who can tell an idiot from an actual politics news broadcaster, make fun of.
Glen Beck by Sergeant Man June 3, 2010
Glen Beck
A raging alcoholic, Morman convert, drug addict, drama queen, cry baby and disgrace to Mount Vernon, Washington. Mr. Beck apparently blew both Bill O'Reilly and Rupert Murdoch to obtain a Fox news time slot. Likes to take it in the ass from Ann Coulter.
Glen Beck by murdercycle March 31, 2009
Glenn Beck
1. Synonymous with the word "bullshit."
2. Synonymous with the word "myth."
3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."
4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.
2. Synonymous with the word "myth."
3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."
4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.
1. David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.
2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES.
3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning.
B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck!
4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.
2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES.
3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning.
B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck!
4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.
Glenn Beck by LOL BUTT SEHCS July 30, 2007
pulled a beck
leaving friends at a bar, usually without a ride, without telling them you're leaving.
(inspired by the guy who started it all Becker)
(inspired by the guy who started it all Becker)
guy...i'm going to take a leak
friends...o.k.
20 minutes later
friends...damnit. he pulled a beck. now we have to cab it.
friends...o.k.
20 minutes later
friends...damnit. he pulled a beck. now we have to cab it.
pulled a beck by kevinbecker January 2, 2008
Glen Beck
1) Mentally unbalanced
2) Alcoholic
3) Of a considerably low I.Q
4) Latent Pedophiliac Homosexual
5) Conspiracy Theorist
6) Lacks understanding of the term 'Teabagging'
7) Broadcaster on the Republican Propaganda Channel
8) Believes in his Aryan background
9) Fat
10) Large male that cries on syndicated television
11) Currently involved in a sexual relationship with Bill O'Rielly
2) Alcoholic
3) Of a considerably low I.Q
4) Latent Pedophiliac Homosexual
5) Conspiracy Theorist
6) Lacks understanding of the term 'Teabagging'
7) Broadcaster on the Republican Propaganda Channel
8) Believes in his Aryan background
9) Fat
10) Large male that cries on syndicated television
11) Currently involved in a sexual relationship with Bill O'Rielly
Glen Beck by Glen Beck Himself November 8, 2009
John Beck
sym: Choob
n: The coobiest of choobie. Someone who listens to less than 10 bands.
adj: Something so lame that a new word needed to be made for it.
n: The coobiest of choobie. Someone who listens to less than 10 bands.
adj: Something so lame that a new word needed to be made for it.
n: John Beck needs to stop being crappy
adj: ha ha ha! you're so John Beck! you fuckin' suck at Call Of Duty!
adj: ha ha ha! you're so John Beck! you fuckin' suck at Call Of Duty!
John Beck by Chodemaster1,000 December 13, 2009