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Beating Cat's Heart

Ask an unsuspecting victim if they have seen a 'beating cat's heart', followed by exposing one's testicles and pumping in and out of one's fist to mimic a beating heart.
Jeffrey: Hey William! Have you ever seen a Beating Cat's Heart?
William: I don't believe I have Jeffrey, please enlighten me!
by Balzak T. Bagger January 14, 2010
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beaten down

I was at a company meeting today, and everyone blamed me for their problems. I feel beaten down.
by thegarbagecollector October 26, 2013
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Baton Rouge bullfrog

1. When a woman takes a man's penis down her throat with his balls resting on her neck and makes the muffled gagging noise.
"I gave her the Baton Rouge bullfrog."

"And then, she took it all down and did the Baton Rouge bullfrog."
by Tom Evans Esq. January 22, 2010
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mavis beacon

a typing program that does actually work, but is demented becuase the prerecoreded message of her says: to restart the lesson even when you are doing better
by feign April 7, 2004
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beatin the brakes

action phrase used in conjunction with an item such as "beatin' the brakes off that bitch" used to describe an extensive one-sided match or some other action of an aggressive nature
Ryan: "Man you ain't neva in yo life beat down a muthaphucka."

Dave: "As a matter of fact, last night I told this punk he betta get his Nikes cause I'm fast as lightning and I was fin to be beatin the brakes off that bitch."
by Alex McKeagan March 4, 2008
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beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016
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beating the worm

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.
Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.
by GNU/Linux Guy August 9, 2016
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