beanie weenie

Protection for a male

beanie weenie

by donald mefford jr. October 2, 2014

Crotch Beanie

The companion of the "Asshat" or just slang for Pubic Hair.

Dude, quit being such a crotch beanie.

by Annonymous October 27, 2004

slouchy beanie

A beanie that is loose in the back and normally worn by Douchebags.

Can you believe Mike wore that slouchy beanie to meet our new director?

by The real Frank Doux July 31, 2016

Beanie Baby

A Hispanic baby, usually conceived by illegal immigrants.

The beaner working the field had a beanie baby in her arms

by pfijcali June 3, 2010

Beanie

A person who is mean. Also known as a meanie beanie

Jake is a beanie

by Spruce July 4, 2018

Beanie

a small bean (of course) who loves their fandoms way too much. will shower you with love and affection if given memes and chocolate. also loves to be themselves and will not hesitate to help another.

Person 1: Hey is that Beanie again?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 1: I don’t know if I should be excited or scared-

by Seeeeese October 9, 2018

Red Beanie

When a girl who is on her period sits on your face while naked and receives cunningulus.

"That guy I met on Tinder was a freak! He let me give him a Red Beanie!"

by Dr. Moist October 13, 2017