Were you talking to yourself?" "No man... I was just singing a song." "A song called fuck that crazy bitch?" "Shut up.
by sage of the plains June 29, 2011

The release of such an ungodly fart that its potency and duration make those around the farter believe that the farter did not merely fart, but indeed shit his pants. Usually either an insult at the farter's discourtesy in not leaving the room, or a proud boast to indicate the true power of methane.
by NoLeadEmSoMuch July 28, 2004

by SweatySauce90 August 8, 2017

NeccYourself is an amazing podcast created by three young friends sitting around being dumb.
Their goal is to have topic-based conversations about life, culture, and Jesus. They won't limit their conversations, but rather be free to express whatever silly or serious thoughts they have!
Their goal is to have topic-based conversations about life, culture, and Jesus. They won't limit their conversations, but rather be free to express whatever silly or serious thoughts they have!
by We're Number 1 November 16, 2019

Usually applies to males only. To masturbate or beat off violently following the dissapointment of failing to woo female company for the night. Can also be used in past tense as "punished yourself" or referring to one of your loser wanker mates "punished himself".
I punished myself after failing to pick up a root at the clubs.
Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.
Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.
Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.
Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.
by Boris Cranker December 19, 2007

This is a term used when someone is engaging in or displaying behavior/belief/attitude so incredibly ridiculous/ignorant/ass-backwards that the only possible solution to propose is to strongly suggest that they eliminate themselves from existence. Hence #kill yo'self.
Basic Bitch : "He said he just be really busy after 9 every day, soo.."
Boss Bitch : "Bitch Kill Yourself
Boss Bitch : "Bitch Kill Yourself
by JD Luxe aka Ms. Kiss March 30, 2010

an appropriate way to tell someone to fuck themselves. This term is used best in a public setting as an exclamation.
Idiot: doing something annoying, being a jerk, or otherwise off-putting
Certified G: Go fix yourself bro!!!
Certified G: Go fix yourself bro!!!
by Certified Gansterator January 6, 2011
