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Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.
I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.
by zh3ng January 25, 2017
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thank you batsman

An expression of minor gratitude towards an action that is courteous yet expected
An off spinner is bowling and the batsman plays a soft handed forward defensive stroke which causes the ball to drop dead by his feet. The batsman bends over and tosses the ball back to the bowler to which the bowler acknowledges the gesture "thank you batsman"
by petsiders January 21, 2018
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boo boo baptism

When two ghost love each other very much. One ghost shits all over the other ghost face and body cleansing is soul of impurities and replacing it with love.
Tokey: "Hey Bitch, its my birthday next week. I hope youre ready for your Boo Boo Baptism"
Richard:"Yes daddy Tokey thank you for this delicious opportunity"
by FuckYouRichardLickMyBalls August 2, 2019
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Satan’s Baptism

Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.
While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.
by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020
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12 Gauge Baptism

When someone is under the influence of so many demons, that the only way to save them is taking them out of their misery.
“Dude, did you hear about that kid who was possessed with 75 demons? They had to give his ass a 12 Gauge Baptism."

"that's fucked, man."
by Thiccimus Prime January 25, 2023
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baptism of pepper

The baptism of pepper is a sacred pratice used in situations of divine intoxication.

The baptism is performed only when an individual is so heavily intoxicated that he or she has lost all motor functions, ability to speak coherently or perfom any act which requires neurological conciousness.

The process of the baptism requires a simple pepper dispensing utencil, for example a pepper pot, pepper mill, pepper grinder, or even the common hand.

The pepper is to be dispensed on to the head of the indvidual at any spot, but as most paraletic drunkards lie face down the common spot is the back of the head. A liberal amount is required to perform a precise baptism, powdered pepper is prefered, but ground pepper may be used.

Once the individual is baptised it is common practice to shower them with empty bottles and other objects which are in close proximity and capture the momentus event on camera with view to using it to shame that individual on future occasions.
"Lad: Da cleeva was given the baptism of pepper by Shake and he will forever carry the burden until his passage to the afterlife."
by S. Ladavooch May 1, 2006
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Baptismonfire

A goat that occasionally cosplays as a edgy self harming pale skined teenager
"babadook is the Dom and pennywise is the sub" , "woah dude that's a total baptismonfire thing to say."
by Samayo kami June 12, 2018
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