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Baseball 

Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.

Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.
Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."
Baseball by Mister Miser March 27, 2008

baseball 

the worlds best counter strike player kaikillerX's homo boyfriend
baseball by kaikillerX February 5, 2005

Baseball 

A game played by stones in a smoke circle where you hold the smoke in until the blunt comes back to you.
Dude:bruh this blunt is almost out
Bruh:dude lets baseball that shit
Stoners:ddduuddeee.
Baseball by Merij November 11, 2014

Baseball 

is when a male engages in any type of sex and goes deep enough to reach the base of the penis and the balls (testicles) hence the term 'Baseball'
Hey broski!! Last nigh me and Sarah boned and I hit baseball! I came so hard!
Baseball by sebadbitch August 3, 2016

Baseball 

This isn't a term for smoking weed with your friends. When smoking one person hits whatever your smoking on and HOLDS IT IN until they get the weed back. Then exhale, smoke and hold, repeat.
"Yo you wanna get really high? Let's play baseball !
Baseball by BooBooKittyPuffPuff February 12, 2017

baseball 

"If you ever sing a song to me I will throw a baseball at your mouth."
baseball by marhe March 8, 2017