Baseball is where you hit a ball with a
stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets
to the base with the ball before you do,
you're out.
Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.
Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was
in the closet in the basement.
Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."