Bart

A guy who is caring and sporty. He can make you laugh, is extremely kind and probably gorgeous. He is a lot of fun to hang out with and is very original, creative and can entertain you endlessly.
If you ever get hold of a Bart: never let him go, you'll regret it.

"Damn, I turned that guy down, he asked me to prom with him."
-"What?! But he's definitely a Bart!"

by JustARandomGirlYouDon'tKnow June 14, 2013

Dirty Barry

Porn, pure and simple!

"Gary was watching his favourite dirty Barry Channel whilst knocking one out"

by Melvyn Heinz May 30, 2018

Slap In The Barnyard

What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.

"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"

by Slappy Cakey August 6, 2014

Barry Bonds yo black ass

From Friday After Next, it means to strike somebody with a baseball bat from behind.

Uncle Elroy finds Craig and DeDe tokin behind the shack and threatens to "Barry Bonds yo black ass"

by Elroy May 28, 2006

Barry Bonds*

A baseball player who, as of the end of the 2007 season, had a record 762* home runs.

In 2007, Barry Bonds* hit his 756th* home run, passing Hank Aaron for the all time record*. He also holds the single season record* of 73* home runs. Previous single-season record-holders include Mark McGwire*, Roger Maris, and Babe Ruth.

Bob: "Barry Bonds in the 1990's was a hell of a player, wasn't he?"
Joe: "Yeah, but his numbers pale in comparison to what Barry Bonds* put up."
Bob: "Who's that?"
Joe: "You know, that guy on the Giants with a watermelon-sized head who set all those records*."

by Nicholas D January 16, 2008

barry jon

giving a blowjob to someone, usually hard-core deep throat action.

Jessica ended up doing a barry jon to that guy at the party.

by Chelseagirlypoo December 28, 2011

bart get out!, i'm piss

A meme taken from an amateur simpsons incest cartoon

The cartoon shows Bart walking in on Lisa going to the bathroom and Lisa saying "Bart get out! I'm piss"

"Good morning, Lisa Congratulations!"

"bart get out!, i'm piss"

by anonisanon September 28, 2008