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St. Bernard Sandwich

When you slobber into a girl's ass cheeks like a St. Bernard dog, then you squeeze her cheeks together.
Man, I was trying to give that girl a St. Bernard Sandwich, then she ripped ass in my face.
by Fuckyeah May 20, 2006
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Gill St. Bernard's

One of few places in North America where snowballs are fatal, untucked shirts will condemn you, and fun comes to die. But fortunatly, we did produce bobby papazian.
Preppy Kid: Where should we go if we want to look rich, not throw snowballs, and kill off fun?
Another Preppy Kid: I'm way ahead of you. I already have our names on the extensive waiting list for Gill St. Bernard's.
by Preppy Kid April 25, 2006
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Bernardsville

A super wealthy town in Somerset County where everybody is a successful doctor, lawyer, or entrepreneur. It is a town of wealth, sophistication, and people who like to showcase the latest showcases of Burberry, Lacoste, and J Crew. The houses are some of the most beautiful mansion estates in the country that such celebrities as Meryl Streep, Whitney Houston, Jackie Kennedy, Marc Ecko, and Mike Tyson, not to mention the Prince of Monaco, have called home. The town has a very quaint downtown with the best bagels in New Jersey at the Bagel Bin. Most people own oceanfront shore houses that they spend most of the summer at. It is such a common occurrence to see a Ferrari, Bugatti, Lamborghini, and Maserati on the road that nobody turns their head at them. Mercedes, Lexus, Audi, BMW, or Rolls Royce are a must. Anything less is frowned upon. The schools are some of the best public schools in the country. It's always entertaining to drive into the high school parking lot to see kids who drive much more expensive cars than the teachers. There are a few spanish people living on the edge of town that mow the lawns, but otherwise everyone ignores them and tries to run them over in the crosswalks for population control.
Typical kids from Bernardsville:

"Poor Girl" = I only have a 20 million dollar trust fund

"Rich Girl" = Well, I have a 50 million dollar trust fund. *rolls eyes* Loser...

"Poor Girl" goes home and cries her eyes out while doing coke
by TheTruthDuhhh September 6, 2010
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spanish barnyard

Combine a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken and you have yourself a Spanish Barnyard. Total cost: $2

Layers should go as follows: Bread, beef patty, bread, chicken, bread, beef patty, bread.

Smoosh down and enjoy.
McDonald's: May I take your order?
You: Can I have a spanish barnyard please?
McDonald's: ... What?
You: *sigh* a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken.
by lexisnexis August 4, 2007
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Bernardstrom

A city in Massachusetts featuring one of the best ZIP codes ever: 01337.
by Trafton September 12, 2003
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Bernardo Silva

A fucking baller. Currently plays for Manchester City and the Portuguese National team.
Bernardo Silva , running down the wing Silva, makes the blue boys sing Silva, we’re on our way to Istanbul”
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).
Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.
by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009
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