An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
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Many have been upset by this slur although it doesn't really have a target in the races many Barnacle residents are feeling rather sad about it. " I think Spongebob is a menace and should be smited off the fucking planet " -69% Of the Barnacle Residents
Many have been upset by this slur although it doesn't really have a target in the races many Barnacle residents are feeling rather sad about it. " I think Spongebob is a menace and should be smited off the fucking planet " -69% Of the Barnacle Residents
Spongebob - Shut the fuck up barnacle boy
Victim - * Audibly cries *
Sandy - Don't you think you're going a uhh... bit too far?
Spongebob - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SANDY BITCH
Sandy - Pulls out m11 and starts doing mass genocide *
Spongebob - fucking dies in the backround *
Victim - * Audibly cries *
Sandy - Don't you think you're going a uhh... bit too far?
Spongebob - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SANDY BITCH
Sandy - Pulls out m11 and starts doing mass genocide *
Spongebob - fucking dies in the backround *
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