Joe Barnacles

Two white parents who "some how" had a black baby

Man why is my baby black? white thats some Joe Barnacles

by Over-Syndrome October 16, 2022

Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.

by Kjizzy May 6, 2018

Barnacle

some weird lumpy volcano looking shit that grows of shit

stay away from it my nigga

Nigga this barnacle shit got my pee pee hard...

by Yung Microwave May 6, 2018

barnacle bonanza

where mackenzie duckworth and bradley sherrington shit in each others ears and rub their inny and outy belly buttons together until they poo and wee

leon: do you wanna do the barnacle bonanza?
shaun: no we're not bradley!!

by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023

going barnacles

receiving the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

by hogtits August 11, 2024

Barnacle

The namesake of Lil Barnacle.

LIL BARNACLE IS THE ONLY GOD

DEATH TO ISRAEL

by spotlight ah moonlight ah March 6, 2024

barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.

Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.

by dietotaku February 24, 2019