Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.

My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025

barnacle bonanza

where mackenzie duckworth and bradley sherrington shit in each others ears and rub their inny and outy belly buttons together until they poo and wee

leon: do you wanna do the barnacle bonanza?
shaun: no we're not bradley!!

by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023

going barnacles

Being the recipient of the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

by hogtits August 11, 2024

barnacle head

calling a person an Idiot but adding an under water twist to keep it family friend as mentioned in the TV sitcom Spongebob Sqaurepants

you forgot your soda Barnacle Head

by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025

Cock barnacles

A guy with Herpes on his dick

"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"

by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015

Barnacle

A vagina or cunt

I put my dick in your mom’s barnacle

by A guy with a 12 ft penis December 28, 2022

barnacle scrape

After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral

Dude she gave me a barnacle scrape after we did anal !

by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016