Totally Ka-nackard, when something is totally beyond repair or broken. Absolutely shafted! that is shafted meaning broken.
by Craig September 21, 2004
Get the Basticated mug.The official definition is unknown to all other than the anonymous Kettering University student that was in the mens bathroom on the corner of units 33 & 34 on one whimsical day within Thompson Hall. The word was played horizontal in a match of Kettering Crossword. Many students came to question the meaning, some even ventured to come up with their own definition but no one truly knows other than the author who wrote this prodigious term on the wall within the stall.
"Hey have you seen Compton Baptism written on the wall inside the first stall?"
"What the fuck does Compton Baptism mean?"
"A Compton Baptism has to have some kind of sexual meaning"
"That guy who wrote Compton Baptism on the wall is one major player"
"What the fuck does Compton Baptism mean?"
"A Compton Baptism has to have some kind of sexual meaning"
"That guy who wrote Compton Baptism on the wall is one major player"
by Kettering EngiNerd February 13, 2009
Get the Compton Baptism mug.A Baptist who is so devout in their religion they think everything is a sin, especially anything that feels good.
He is such a foot-washing baptist, makes me wander how he had children. Do you think he flogged himself afterwords?
by Sly April 4, 2005
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Get the Bastick mug.Anal and Oral Sex. Because Baptists take a vow of chastity before marriage, which only means vaginal penetration.
Dude. I heard you went out with the Minister's daughter who had a chasity ring. How was It?
Man, we did Baptist sex all night and she could not walk straight the next day
Man, we did Baptist sex all night and she could not walk straight the next day
by Heathen Boy May 19, 2018
Get the baptist sex mug.A made up a field of study (vaguely has something to do with the medical field) when you really want to peak someone’s interest. When questioned on what it is, have a long explanation on the origin but never actually define it. Use the term “the root of it” a lot.
“Hey so what’s your major at ASU?”
I’m majoring in baptisiology. It’s an emerging field. I’ll be taking classes at the Health Futures campus.
I’m majoring in baptisiology. It’s an emerging field. I’ll be taking classes at the Health Futures campus.
by AssyrianFire April 20, 2021
Get the baptisiology mug.The act of holding the drinking horn with the tip pointing "away" from the celebrant of any Heathen/Asatru ritual causing the person to accidentally drench themselves in mead. Usually, it only happens once, but repeat occurrences of the phenomenon are not unheard of.
"Did you see Trogdor Thorsson's Heathen Baptism at Sumbel?"
"Holy shit, that guy almost drowned in mead- they had to refill the entire horn... I think he's still sputtering!"
"Holy shit, that guy almost drowned in mead- they had to refill the entire horn... I think he's still sputtering!"
by Foxnight February 24, 2015
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