Thicc legend chicken. Bantam is the bestestesterest, sexiest, most intelligent, and most lovablester being in all the universe and beyond. No matter how much he denies it, Bantam tends to lie a lot by saying he has a boring life. Very considerate, funny and interesting. Nobody can come close to comparing to someone as perfect as Bantam.
by huwAHHHH January 22, 2019
Get the Bantam mug.Abbreviation of banter.
A term used to justify hilarious yet completely inappropriate and unacceptably abusive behaviour between friends, usually males.
Typically used by British people, specifically the upper classes and teenagers.
A term used to justify hilarious yet completely inappropriate and unacceptably abusive behaviour between friends, usually males.
Typically used by British people, specifically the upper classes and teenagers.
Boy 1: ...he was completely out of it by midnight!
Boy 2: Oh, did you make sure he got home safely?
Boy 1: No, we stripped him naked, drew a massive dick on his back, shaved his pubes and left him in a cardboard box outside the police station, smiling and whistling the national anthem to himself.
Boy 2: Bants!!
Eton headmaster: You were representing our school on that debating trip chaps. We expected you to reflect its prestigious reputation as one of the most elite institutions in the country. Instead you trashed the hotel room, defaced the opposing school's minibus and were caught staggering around town in stolen tuxedos and party hats at 2am carrying a sheep. How on earth can you justify this?
Lad: It was mere bants sir.
Headmaster: Bants... as in banter? Very well then lads, off you go.
Boy 2: Oh, did you make sure he got home safely?
Boy 1: No, we stripped him naked, drew a massive dick on his back, shaved his pubes and left him in a cardboard box outside the police station, smiling and whistling the national anthem to himself.
Boy 2: Bants!!
Eton headmaster: You were representing our school on that debating trip chaps. We expected you to reflect its prestigious reputation as one of the most elite institutions in the country. Instead you trashed the hotel room, defaced the opposing school's minibus and were caught staggering around town in stolen tuxedos and party hats at 2am carrying a sheep. How on earth can you justify this?
Lad: It was mere bants sir.
Headmaster: Bants... as in banter? Very well then lads, off you go.
by LivingLifeMyWay March 11, 2012
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A Bantichrist is someone who manages to kill a conversation that has good banter. Their mere presence may create an awkward, perhaps even angry, silence.
Guy 1: "Hey, guys, knock knock!" The Bantichrist: "Someone get the door!" *Silence* Guy 1: "Ahem..."
by Gillyboy June 8, 2010
Get the Bantichrist mug.Slur for individuals pertaining to the African or Black race. Refers to behaviors committed by said group to be violent crime, disruptive behavior, and disregard for oneself and others. In simple terms: Nigger behavior.
by CoonSaloon February 28, 2023
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1. When a person joins a conversaation and completely ruins it by killing the mood.
2. Glenn Mclaird.
1. When a person joins a conversaation and completely ruins it by killing the mood.
2. Glenn Mclaird.
by easinghell April 7, 2009
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Toby: You're not allowed to say that. I'm telling!
Bully: Chill bruv', it's just a bit of banta!
Toby: You're not allowed to say that. I'm telling!
Bully: Chill bruv', it's just a bit of banta!
by fatboyswag69 February 19, 2019
Get the Banta mug.1. Unlovely language spoken to communicate boring practical information or other mundane ideas. Talk of insurance policies, long distance calling plans, or investment banking invariably produces anti-banter.
2. The opposite of banter. It is hypothesized that when banter and antibanter meet, they annihilate one another.
2. The opposite of banter. It is hypothesized that when banter and antibanter meet, they annihilate one another.
As my boss launched into a painfully detailed lecture on the new filing system, I felt myself sinking into the black hole of his anti-banter.
Miri is Sarah’s other half, the banter to her anti-banter.
Miri is Sarah’s other half, the banter to her anti-banter.
by Ferret Frolicker September 19, 2008
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