sensation of billardness

a person who has a passion for billards

billard billard sensation of billardness..................

by billa February 18, 2008

*a miraculous whimsical ballad*

-sounds sort of like a doo doo da dooo, but higher quality.
-species of corinne.
-up to 22 people around universe now. MOUTH DROPPING STATS!!!
-description: hides in trees and throws grapefruit at peoples heads. Dissapears in the trees.
-Theme Song: "We're the grapefruit throwing singasong people."

Corinne: hey what's your species?
Harrison: im part of the nifty human species...what's your species?
Corinne: *sings*....*a miraculous whimsical ballad* and thats the ACTUAL species.
Harrison: haha really?..niice. hey corinne what's your species?
Corinne: *sings as identically as before* *a miraculous whimsical ballad*
Harrison: hahahaha

by Corinne Bethany January 2, 2009

Dance Ballad

There is only a few tunes that qualify for such status , not necessarily keeping to the traditional form of a ballad these tunes are in there owen right possibly greater than any ballad every composed.

special D, Da Ru sandstorm, Zombie nation all qualify for Dance Ballad status .

by Groove dance master funk May 8, 2011

balltard

1. someone who likes mens private parts.
2. someone who likes to put basketballs up his ass.

he was a gay balltard.

dude you like basketballs in your ass your a balltard.

by chris everett November 4, 2007

pocket billards

One mans way of thinking with his testicles.

Hands placed in pockets playing with his testicles.
im gonna have to pocket billards this one (think it through)

by MichaelQLD February 17, 2008

Ballardhead

Ballard (Noun) A Ballard is the name of the large cast steel cylindrical blocks used to tie up large ships to the warf/pier/dock. They are large, they are steel, they don't move, they don't do anything except hold ships in place.

To call someone a "Scupperlipped Ballardhead" is one of the worst insults to call someone who works in a marine enviroment.

"You're as stupid as a ballard! You talk nothing but scupper drainage! You're a ballardheaded scupperlipped idiot"

Good way to start a fight in a navy town.

by Trailltrader August 20, 2011

Baldard

Someone who is bald.

'Hey, look at that baldard over there, he has no hair on his head.'
'I use Rogaine so that I do not become a baldard'
'Larry David is without a doubt the funniest baldard in the world'

by The Grand Nasal December 9, 2008