backyarded

vrb:awesome trick ,point ,etc that you performed but no one saw
guy:OMG!!I pulled a 1260' on this tiny ramp!!!
dude:I didnt saw u

guy... totaly backyarded.
by Mr.mister May 15, 2012
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backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability
"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"
by Mikeybyte November 02, 2022
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backyarder

Small minded individual:

That in an attempt to scale any operation merely multiplies their backyard size to their new size without any thought of differing methods.

Spews hate, due to ego, at anyone larger in operation than themselves.

Uses "master grower" to define their backyard 6 plant operation or closet tent grow.
Low level employee: "Why don't you do things my way, grow 20ft* tall plants in 400gal pots"

*actual plants ~10ft tall

Real Farmer: "Stop acting like such a backyarder"
by Terdz October 06, 2020
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Backyard Potato Party

An orgy where as the main activity is anal fisting. This can be used for either sex or orgies involving both or any sex.
(to be read in a German accent)

"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"

"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"
by Kreepykelly July 04, 2022
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Backyard Mudbog

The sexual act of throwing a piece of poop into a fan, which chops it up and blows poop all over your partner.
by Teehee1980 August 22, 2021
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Backyard Barbeque

The act of soaking ones tongue in the anus of another.
I'm only going to tell you this once. E. L. Fudge cookies are delicious after and a backyard barbeque.
by deeves3 July 27, 2011
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Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck
Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!
by April 17, 2023
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