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Baby

1. An infant under 18 months old; the product of unprotected sex; basically all a baby does is eat, sleep, cry, and poop. If you drop them on their head they turn out messed up.

2. An affectionate name that one might call their significant other; also a name often cried out during sex.

3. The name of several songs, most notably and most recently by Justin Bieber. It also happens to be the only song of his that doesn't cause me to change the station.
1. Since Jack and Jill are Catholic, and they don't believe in birth control, they have to explain to their parents why Jill's having a baby.

2. Oooohhh baby yes don't stop

3. Radio: Baby baby baby oooohh Baby baby baby noooo

Me: OMG kid hit puberty already!
by Dsdoak950695 March 27, 2010
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A needy useless blob of flesh
ugghhh this baby crys for everythiiing
by ahhyeeeaaaah(; July 18, 2011
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baby

a word used if u see a good looking male or female ..its very simple
"dayum ciara is a baby"
"look at him ...he a baby"
by jamalya September 21, 2006
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babies?

The perfect thing to say when there's nothing else to say. Originated from the theory that a gay baby is born during an awkward silence. "babies?" is a great conversation starter.
joe: how's life?
bob: good.
joe: good.
*awkward silence*
bob: babies?
joe: i like them.
by ooqmq August 22, 2009
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Babies

A set of multiple vodka and soda drinks containing a mandatory 2 limes. Vodka of choice is usually Titos brand.
I drank so many babies that I fell in the street and broke my nose.
by Ruffryder123 February 18, 2019
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i fucking love when he calls me baby
Babyyyyyy
by unknown8252 September 14, 2018
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baby that

Knocking up a female with the intent of forcing her to date you.
Chris-Yo Marc, she's cute. Baby that.
by Ironmanforteenagers October 7, 2017
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