Boulderdouche

A douchebag that people dislike so much, that a boulder should fall on him. Boulderdouches take everything they say to people from whatever TV show they watched the night before.

Blake: hey whats up shitfaced cockmasters?
*walks away*
Juan: god i wish that boulderdouche would just die...

by Xiaoran March 22, 2008

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shoulder boulders

when a girl grows from having just nipples to having fully grown rocks of boulders hanging low from her shoulders.

I shagged this bird and as soon as her bra sprang off i realised a immediate sign of shoulder boulders

by cmts October 2, 2009

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bouldered • bouldered out of your bonzai • boulderdash • Boldered • boulderdashed • BoulderDome • Boulderdouche • boulderer • boulderesse • Bouldtred

bolderdash

and old school way of politely saying bullshit. An outright lie or utterly nonsensical opinion.

"He said it means you've had sex with someone who's underage? BOLDERDASH!"

" Most of the definitions here are bolderdash."

by Liquidshadows71 December 12, 2018

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When you turn your shock-proof, water-proof phone to vibrate and effectively hide it in a woman's vaginal crevice and proceed to call your phone from her cell phone. Named for the Boulder by G-Zone. If your phone is not waterproof you may immitate the boulder by securing your phone in a condom(magnum if you have a blackberry) and knotting it at the end. May also be used with the alarm clock function for greater comedic efforts.

It was our first night together and I gave her a fallen-boulder sneak attack for wearing a short skirt with no panties.

I gave my girlfriend her 6 am wake-up call with a fallen-boulder.

by EasternLinesTeam December 5, 2009

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