boston buddy breather

The act of farting into someone's mouth through a snorkel inserted in your anus.

Matt finally convinced Ashley to accept a Boston buddy breather on their Carribbean honeymoon.

by HBPC February 5, 2014

Boston Bench Press

When a fuck naked guy lays flat and lifts his fuck naked girl (or guy if he’s a bit homosexual) up and down on his erect dick, penetrating the girl/guy’s vagina or anus, simulating a bench press. It originated in Boston back in the American Revolution when horny colonists would kidnap British Redcoats and give them a Boston Bench Press in retaliation for raising taxes on the colonies and shutting down the port of Boston, thus coining the term. It is still widely practiced today as a training exercise for the New England Patriots as an ode to the team’s origins in Boston. It’s also just a good exercise if you can’t afford a gym membership or benching equipment.

Guy 1: Ayo you look totally ripped today did you start working out?
Guy 2: Absolutely.
Guy 1: That’s awesome bro, I work out too! What gym do you go to?
Guy 2: Oh I don’t go to the Gym, I just give my girlfriend a Boston Bench Press.

by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023

Boston Butterfly

When a man places his anus upon a frothy trollops vagina lips (preferably long meaty hangers getting blown into by a prolapsed anus). He then proceeds to blast ass into her baby tube. The meaty lips proceed to flap like a happy butterfly nectar sucker.

I just gave Alisa the best Boston Butterfly ever! Her lips were flapping like a wounded monarch!

by Ball Gag May 15, 2017

Boston Backslap

The Boston Backslap is the sexual act of rooting doggy-style and the male pretends to be edging near to climax, instead shitting into his hand and slapping it on the females back.

Billy: Bro I was fucking that dog of a cunt Deanna, and she was a shit root so I shit in my hand and slapped it on her back.

Joey: So you Boston Backslapped her cunt?

Billy: Yeah, I only found out after she was your mrs though....

by Cazlab7 June 11, 2019

Boston Terrier

1. A typically black dog with white markings ranging from 10-25 lbs, the Boston terrier is known as the "American Gentleman."

2. Reference to the cult following the breed has developed.

"Look a Boston Terrier! I have to go meet the owner and swap stories of all the Bostons we have ever raised, stretching into antiquity."

"BOSTON!"

- followed by much petting and happiness.

by Abnertown September 25, 2011

Boston alarm clock

Waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.

Did you hear about the guy suing the YMCA? He was taking a nap and some dude gave him a Boston Alarm Clock.

by JPeterson December 18, 2013

Boston Terrier

An amazing black and white dog that is your best friend!

My wife just bought us our first dog, I'm so glad because he's a Boston Terrier.

by Ms. Da Vinci 1 August 20, 2012