kissy booboo

What a mommy does to their child when they have a booboo, this can be embarrassing for them if their friends are watching, and they are 17+.

Mom: "Aww, baby fell off de ramp on his skatey watey board, he gotta kissy booboo. Let mommy kiss it better baby."
Friend 1:Dude, you still get kissy booboos! You dork
Friend 2:Your fat mom will kiss it better. *laughs*
Steve: Don't you say that about my mommy
Friend 1: Mommy? What are you, 8?
Steve: I'm telling my mommy on you
Mom:baby need his diaper changed?
Friend 1: YOUR NOT POTTY TRAINED?
Steve: The potty is scawy.
Friends:HAHA!
Mom: Hello Baby, are these your friends?
Friend 1: Yeah,HAHA
Mom: Would you boys like to have a play date?
Friends: *smirk* Sure, HAHA!
Mom: Well, Stevey needs a nap around 1pm and his beddie buyes around 3:15 but he could have a late night,3:30pm.
Steve: Yay
Mom: But he gets cranky if he has a late night...
Steve: No mommy, wah! *kicks the air*
Mom: AWW no, Stevie is having a tantrum,guess baby can stAy up a little later...
Steve: I go?
Mom: OK
Friend2: Come on let's go.
Steve: Where go?
Friend 1: town
Steve: To mommy and me©? NO STUPID TO L8R Sk8er©
Steve: Big boy shop?
Friend 2: What a dork!
Friend 2: Look theirs Stacey
Friend 1: Oh no! Stacey will see HIM!
Friend 2: I know! *Throws into mommy and me©*
Friend 1: Hey Stacey, you look hot.
Stacey: WIERDO!
Friend2: Chill darling, we just kiss ya.
Stacey: Never! *Runs away, Bumps into Steve*
Steve: Hello
Stacey: I'm Stacey, wanna go get a soda?
Friend 2: Kissy booboo boy got Stacey!

by Batman_and_me March 10, 2014

Booboo Buzz

A term used to described the feeling of coming down after
drinking two Four Lokos, Ripping 9 bowls, and puking your insides out for an hour.

Yo, Donnie. You still faded nigga? - Trey
Nawh motherfucka, i' booboo buzzing - Donnie

....

Pass that bong nigga? - Trey

by ELECTAR April 18, 2010

boohoobs

A REALLY sad looking set of tits... so sad, they make you want to cry. As prefixed by boohoo.

I took off her bra and her bellybutton disappeared. They just flopped out like a couple of sandwich bags full of water, but looked more like lumpy yellow gourds whose bottoms were dipped in chocolate. It was pretty upsetting. She's got some serious boohoobs.

by Gweelie October 3, 2011

Boohooloo

Rarely seen creature that inhabits enchanted forests. Sometimes pops out into human society causing havoc and smashing up phoneboxes

Oh no. We better run. Theres a wild Boohooloo over there

by Boohoo lover December 30, 2018

boohooable

boo·hoo·a·ble (bo͞oho͞o'ə-bəl)
adj.
Fit to be boohooed.

"Well, that was a 50/50 chance. Too bad."
"Oh boohoo"
"That wasn't boohooable!?"
"Oh boohoo it wasn't boohooable"

by Omlax September 24, 2020

boohooquacker

The absolute best mutual one could even ask for. Literally the best.

Have you seen boohooquacker's new tiktok? Xe said some very wise words go watch it!!!!

by Semsimemsi September 18, 2021

booboocackin

Something that is distasteful or a A huge load of bullshit.

Dude, that drink tastes like some straight booboocackin..but I'll drink it anyways.

by goofyboofy January 25, 2014