boxing day

the best time for shopping. prices slashed considerably

fuck xmas shopping. i hate crowds and cant find what i want on ebay. ooh-looks like the post-xmas rush has started

by wonderfool December 21, 2003

Boingo Head

A person who loves the band Oingo Boingo to a fanatical degree.

Person A: I want to have an orgy with every member of Oingo Boingo and their sisters while listening to The Oingo Boing Anthology!!!!!

Person B: You are the biggest Boingo Head!

by Dr. Terwilliker November 12, 2005

boring sex

Repetitive, mindless and rote body movements with eyes closed while thinking about someone or something else

Me and my husband had boring sex again last night. He just wanted a hole to fuck. It didn't matter whose head was attached to it.

by Caligirl December 19, 2014

Fucking boring bastard

1) Someone who is very boring.

RiceGum is a fucking boring bastard.

by Brucesnoop July 29, 2016

toilet paper boxing glove

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.

Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

slap boxing

a good way to solve problems and watch people beat the crap outta each it works for everybody and its mad funny

Guada is a slap boxing loser to girls cause hes a pussy.

by aaron g im cool October 16, 2005

boing flip

As seen on popular television series, Scrubs. If someone is to insult you, and you want to give the same insult back, all you need say is boing filp, fliping the insult right back at the persons face.

Alex: God Ella, why do you always have to be so annoying???
Ella: Boing Flip!

by ella-bella22 August 25, 2006