Juggling The Blind Snails
Juggling The Blind Snails by Munglai January 17, 2004
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bling slag
a bling slag is some slag who would fuck any chav, townie, snide or someone who listens to phat beats or says idge without a license.
Oh shazza shag that fit lad over there with the helly hansen puffer jacket and the bilngidge chain. Coz he looks ard coz iz name iz "gaz"
bling slag by mincer April 2, 2005
Blind Side Moment
Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.
Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?
Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.
Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?
Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.
Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.
Blind Side Moment by MoTown81 January 4, 2012
Blind Shear Ram
When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.
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Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.
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Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.
Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!
Blind Shear Ram by Spill Communication June 25, 2010
blind shit koi
boy: i hate thoes blind shit koi's they suck at driving.
girl: omg i like almost got hit by one of thoes!!!
girl: i hate thoes....
girl: omg i like almost got hit by one of thoes!!!
girl: i hate thoes....
blind shit koi by pokepotty August 1, 2011
blind spot enhancer
Another name for a cell phone without a headset used by a driver while driving. Causes the driver's blind spot to go from a minimal 15 degrees over either shoulder to a stunning 180 degrees on their right (or left) side, as they forget to check their mirrors before doing something stupid like cutting you off.
A good wingman is the best defense against drivers employing blind spot enhancers. Most traffic cops will accept this as a patent reason for getting caught in a speed trap in moderate traffic.
A good wingman is the best defense against drivers employing blind spot enhancers. Most traffic cops will accept this as a patent reason for getting caught in a speed trap in moderate traffic.
Tom: *driving to a party with Harry riding shotgun*
Harry: "Hey, Tom - this party's gonna be banging..."
Tom: "Yeah - it'll be off the hook!"
Harry: *looks out the passenger side* "Uh-oh... Bogey with a blind spot enhancer, 3-o-clock. You might wanna shake him before he..."
*Mr. Blind-Spot-Enhancer School-O-Driving starts drifting left, forcing Tom to do 88 to avoid getting hit*
Tom: *checks his mirrors* "That was close, hope the 5-0 flex that fool."
Harry: "Hey, Tom - this party's gonna be banging..."
Tom: "Yeah - it'll be off the hook!"
Harry: *looks out the passenger side* "Uh-oh... Bogey with a blind spot enhancer, 3-o-clock. You might wanna shake him before he..."
*Mr. Blind-Spot-Enhancer School-O-Driving starts drifting left, forcing Tom to do 88 to avoid getting hit*
Tom: *checks his mirrors* "That was close, hope the 5-0 flex that fool."
blind spot enhancer by zurielseven May 5, 2011
Blind Sauce
Just blind sauce that bitch and take her money!
If you don't wabt all of your money taken you better avoid getting blind sauce in your eyes.
If you don't wabt all of your money taken you better avoid getting blind sauce in your eyes.
Blind Sauce by usdeees June 30, 2011