A person addicted to Bert McCrackenthe amazingly talented singer of the band The Used! Bert is amazingly talented, gorgeous and soo sweet anyone and everyone should look up to him. This man has been through sooo much in his life and he has overcome all of it. This man is amazing. I love him!
Brittany is a Bert-A-Holic.
by Brittany Johnston June 5, 2007

Bert is the wonderful singer of The Used. He gives the band most of the edge. I too would have the urge to hump his leg...
by :o) August 5, 2003

Marrahs husband since,like,forever!
(No really,the used are amazing!thankyou to all of them for being so talented.Its the only one of my cds that i can listen to and genuinley feel something for!!)
(No really,the used are amazing!thankyou to all of them for being so talented.Its the only one of my cds that i can listen to and genuinley feel something for!!)
by Marrah-Elena January 23, 2004

Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::
by Jennifer September 12, 2003

by melo the reaper June 11, 2006

A girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.
-"I pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place.."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."
by mrsclaaaaark August 20, 2011
