Barishofied

Phrase originally created by Naiesha Bansal, meaning, that the barish has barishofied, PURR

Bedika: what’s with the weather?

Naiesha: the soil has barishofied

by NoFaceNoCaseNoWaist May 17, 2022

Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022

Dorian Banister

the name you make up to get out of a conversation

Guy 1: hey so do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: yeah his name is Dorian Banister

by Ambis the umbrella dude November 7, 2019

einen Baris bringen

wenn man etwas normales vor hat und es durch aeussere Umstaende zu einer dummen Aktion wird

Einen Baris bringen bedeuted:

Die Pisse eines Welpen wegwischen, ausrutschen und sich den Arm brechen.
Sich solange von einem Kumpel im Einkaufswagen ziehen lassen bis man auf die Fresse fliegt.
Einen Wurfstern beim ersten Versuch im Brennnesselbeet verlieren.

by Nick1312 October 30, 2020

Banister Express

A handrail that one can easily use to slide down a stairway.

I tried taking the banister express, but it broke halfway down the stairs.

by 90noslenj October 21, 2008

barisma

Bar-charisma: the ability to quickly garner the attention of serving staff at drinking establishments.

Man, you got the waitress to serve us right away! You've got barisma!

by Pengfire July 20, 2016

Shalsheles bais yaakov

{Shalsheles bais yaakov}is a cheap ass school with teachers who are 16 years old or maybe even younger who knows! Those teachers don’t even know shit. They don’t even know what their teaching. Shalsheles bais yaakov has a school building filled with mice and rats that’s gross AF!! Their lunch tastes like shit. Except for Wednesday cuz they actually buy pizza from a store!!! They never serve us meat for lunch cuz their scared we’ll eat milk after WTF BRO. DONT SPEND YOUR MONEY ON SHALSHELES GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL FOR FREE!!!!!

That school {Shalsheles bais Yaakov} is a cheap school.

by Idontevenknowmyownnamesmh October 23, 2019