I female who is beautiful, but unintelligent, and shallow, other than blowjobs is completely useless.
by Sixty9isfine March 04, 2018
"Ahh, I can't see, it's too bright, I'm blind"
"It looks like Sunshine Barbie has arrived to the party..."
"It looks like Sunshine Barbie has arrived to the party..."
by Beefresh October 25, 2009
A level of inebriation where one consumes so much alcohol that he/she blacks out. The term is often associated with having the best night of your life. Often considered one step above white girl wasted, being blackout barbie is the ultimate level of drunkenness. After being blackout barbie you will wake up knowing you had an amazing night, although you will not remember any of it.
Barbie: Yo Ken, you we're so drunk last night!
Ken: I don't remember anything I must have been blackout barbie.
Barbie: Did you have fun at least?
Ken: I woke up in a stranger's bed... so YES!
Ken: I don't remember anything I must have been blackout barbie.
Barbie: Did you have fun at least?
Ken: I woke up in a stranger's bed... so YES!
by Kendrick West February 10, 2014
Barbie movie is a 2023 live action film that has nothing to do with the actual toy.
In the matriarchal society of Barbieland, Barbie and her fellow Barbies thrive as successful and independent women, while their Ken counterparts lead carefree lives at the beach. However, Barbie's world is turned upside down when she begins to worry about her mortality and discovers physical changes. To find a cure, she ventures into the real world, accompanied by Ken.
In the real world, they face various challenges and even get arrested, leading Barbie to reconnect with her owner Sasha. Barbie realizes that her existential crisis is linked to Sasha's mother, Gloria, who projected her own identity issues onto the doll. Together, they embark on a journey back to Barbieland.
Meanwhile, Ken learns about the patriarchal system and becomes the leader of the Kens, resulting in the Barbies being relegated to submissive roles. Barbie tries to restore balance, but faces resistance. With the support of Sasha, Gloria, and others, the Barbies overthrow the Kens and promote equality in their society.
Barbie and Ken reconcile, understanding the need for individuality. Barbie decides to embrace her human side and returns to the real world. Ultimately, she attends her first gynecological appointment with her newfound identity as "Barbara Handler."
According to Ben Shapiro, this is the wokest movie ever made.
In the matriarchal society of Barbieland, Barbie and her fellow Barbies thrive as successful and independent women, while their Ken counterparts lead carefree lives at the beach. However, Barbie's world is turned upside down when she begins to worry about her mortality and discovers physical changes. To find a cure, she ventures into the real world, accompanied by Ken.
In the real world, they face various challenges and even get arrested, leading Barbie to reconnect with her owner Sasha. Barbie realizes that her existential crisis is linked to Sasha's mother, Gloria, who projected her own identity issues onto the doll. Together, they embark on a journey back to Barbieland.
Meanwhile, Ken learns about the patriarchal system and becomes the leader of the Kens, resulting in the Barbies being relegated to submissive roles. Barbie tries to restore balance, but faces resistance. With the support of Sasha, Gloria, and others, the Barbies overthrow the Kens and promote equality in their society.
Barbie and Ken reconcile, understanding the need for individuality. Barbie decides to embrace her human side and returns to the real world. Ultimately, she attends her first gynecological appointment with her newfound identity as "Barbara Handler."
According to Ben Shapiro, this is the wokest movie ever made.
Guy 1: Did you see Oppenheimer?
Guy2: No, but I saw Barbie movie.
Guy 3: I saw Barbenheimer.
Ben Shapiro: Let me begin with my generalized assessment of Barbie. Barbie is not just a piece of shit. This movie is a flaming piece of dog shit piled on top of an entire dumpster on fire, piled on top of a landfill filled with dog shit. It is one of the worst movies I've ever seen on every possible level, it is a horrific movie.
Guy2: No, but I saw Barbie movie.
Guy 3: I saw Barbenheimer.
Ben Shapiro: Let me begin with my generalized assessment of Barbie. Barbie is not just a piece of shit. This movie is a flaming piece of dog shit piled on top of an entire dumpster on fire, piled on top of a landfill filled with dog shit. It is one of the worst movies I've ever seen on every possible level, it is a horrific movie.
by Barbenheimer July 27, 2023
by Casey Asha May 11, 2008
by DB January 14, 2005
a pretty albanian girl from queens with long blonde hair green eyes and that has a dollface and a body of a killa mad tight thin stomach, with a big ass and small perky tits and gorgeous tempting sweet angel lips big eyes she can see the world shes a tease likes to please and makes all the boys beg and makes all the girls pissed if your lucky she will blow you a kiss she has long legs sexy hips beautiful smile straight white pearl teeth skin so smooth and white ish and tanish the girl is barbie
barbie jackie
by joe00 October 25, 2008