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ballsack jerry

A weird mysterious dude. Often just dances randomly and says “ayeee” like the fonz.
Ballsack Jerry: *Doing something weird as fuck*
Person #1: “What they hell is he doing?”
Person #2: “Idk man that’s some Ballsack Jerry shit!”
by nayrdivad January 31, 2020
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Ballsack Shitty

The act of wiping one's ass too hard, slipping and smearing feces on the grundle and crown jewels.
"I was being rushed out of the bathroom whilst wiping my behind and got a bad case of ballsack shitty."
by LordFargus October 13, 2014
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Poopity Ballsack

This is a transient occurrence in which, during the missionary position, a woman loses control of her bowels during orgasm.

The resulting ‘mess’ can vary in color, consistency, and odor.
I had a great time last night with Jane.....but I did leave with a poopity ballsack.
by Deedler's Booyah July 6, 2010
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Ballsack friends

Two friends who are never seen without one another and always come to events or outings together as a pair. Often counted as a singular person in conversation. They are often clingy female friends or male relatives
"How about we bring Karson and Ethan"

"I can't fit both of them in my car so your gonna have to pick only one to invite"

"They're ballsack friends so I'll just have to invite Jason instead"
by nicokeacola August 7, 2022
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Ballsack Water

The water collected in the excess skin of a guy's ballsack in the shower when the guy creates a bowl-like shape with his skin.
Hey Girl, wanna take a shot of my ballsack water?
by harriettubmansdivacup August 25, 2021
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Ballsack Wedgie

A wedgie from the extra skin of the ballsack
Have you ever had a ballsack wedgie? Usually happens in summer
by Did that offend you? February 11, 2021
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ballsack piper

n; One who creates traditional Scottish music through the act of placing large pipes into their ballsack and playing them melodically.
I heard Gary's father was once a traditional ballsack piper in the days of olde
by Shadow_86 October 30, 2017
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