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Baldwin Time

When someone takes forever to get ready and consistently shows up late to events.
Gosh, what is taking them so long to get here? They must be on Baldwin Time.
by hentayco1 August 7, 2023
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Matthew Baldwin

Matthew Baldwin, commonly known as "The Pack Rat," is a fictional character often used as a humorous archetype. He is portrayed as an eccentric and comically exaggerated individual who works at McDonald's. His nickname, "The Pack Rat," symbolizes his tendency to collect and hoard various items, both useful and useless, creating a cluttered and chaotic environment around him.

One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.

"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
You see that little chungus Matthew Baldwin, hes such a PACKRAT!
by Tristan_D’amato69696969 September 30, 2023
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Hailey baldwin

Hailey I don't believe your marriage with my prince scientifically we both have X and Y chromosomes.
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it

You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me

I will never feel like you or look like you

Amen
Hailey Baldwin

Fake marriage conference conspiracy
by Crystal lozano November 29, 2021
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Alec Baldwin

I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.
by Jacque the Second December 1, 2021
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Baldwin

To kill or murder something. To exclaim or state something is very effective or efficient.
1. Wow his Audi is so Baldwin! 2. Wow this matchup tonight is going to be so Baldwin! 3. This new iPhone is going to be so Baldwin! 4. My girl cheated on me. I should totally Baldwin her and her lover!
by Damnyou_ScubaSteve December 3, 2021
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Dirty Baldwin

Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.
Fuck-me, Johnny Boy got out of car last night and pulled a Dirty Baldwin on me!
by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020
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Dayton Baldwin

Hefty man, enjoys sports, will give you a good laugh, ladies man, but he does have his errors like being fat with a triple neck and let’s not forget Captain Hook
“Damn sometimes being Dayton Baldwin is horrible
by mynamesGingerJon May 11, 2020
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