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Bait Hole

A state of being which is horrendously painful but also joyously satisfying after consuming extremely large amounts of delicious calorific food. Like a cuisine version of a ket hole. The more you eat, the deeper the hole. The hole can often restrict the victims mobility for a number of hours post-comsumption and also cause severe black outs. An addiction to baitholes can also lead to morbid obeasity, heart failure and death.
"Rrrrr fuck, I shouldn't of stuck that jumbo sausage up me arse after I scranned that 16inch meat feast with a doner kebab and chips, I'm in a bastard bait hole."

"Hew Pet, stick me fucking tea on, I'm clamming for a Bait Hole."

" A fucking salad? There'll be no bait holes for me the neet!"

" Someone ring 999, am in a Bait hole!"
by patbutchersbumhole October 24, 2011
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Bait the Fatty

Game played on the highway involving two vehicles. A smaller, preferably agile and/or fast car, does anything it safely can to harass a pickup or SUV driver. Common antics include tailgating, cutting off, just generally taunting them. The game becomes more fun if the "Fatty" tries to keep up or overtake the quick and nimble car. Bonus points if the Fatty has lame bumper stickers about redneck culture, being a Soccer Mom, and/or is uber clean a la the Concrete Cowboy.
I was making good time on the highway today then this SUV was going 60 in the left lane. Got myself an opening in the right lane, passed it then played Bait the Fatty for a few miles, it was great!!
by StupidSponnerism August 2, 2009
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bait and flake

(noun)- a person who consistently makes plans with people just to flake right before.

(verb)- the act of baiting someone with cool plans, then is no where to be found when shit goes down.
"Dude! Brittany and I were supposed to go out to Oakland tonight, but she freaking bait and flaked me man!"

"Derek said he got us Limp Biskit tickets for tomorrow night but since he hasn't texted me back. What should I do? "
"Nothing. You just got bait and flaked bz."
by DebbieDowner March 17, 2016
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bait and brag

A play on the bait and switch. When an old friend or acquaintance reconnects with you for the soul purpose of bragging because they've run out of friends to talk to. I.e. anyone who respects them enough to listen anymore.
“Hey! Long time no talk, I was just thinking about you and wondered what was new with you?”

“Oh hey! Well that’s nice, thanks for thinking of me. Funny that you asked, I actually just had a sex change and adopted a baby boy”

“Cool. So I just got a huge raise and a bonus and went to central America! Was thinking of switching jobs and moving away cause I’m quite bored here. What do you think?”

^Classic bait and brag^
by imtalkingaboutyou April 27, 2017
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bait cat

A friendly feral cat used to lure other feral cats to a desired spot so that they may be trapped for sterilization, given medication, or made used to human touch or contact.
Mrs. Brown won't come to the food bowl until I leave. I better bring a bait cat over so I can try to pet her and give her her flea pill.
by Herbert Von July 18, 2021
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bait rider

someone who constantly takes the side of the opposite sex, usually seeking gratification; gratitude or sexually otherwise. the bait rider will disregard all morals and logic in order to please the bait he/she wishes to "ride" even at the cost of their their self respect and reputation.
sexydumbhoe: you're so annoying!
mr.coolguy#1: fuck you bitch!
baitrider: yo don't talk to her like that you prick!
sexydumbhoe: omg you're so sweet.
mr.coolguy#2: damn, bait rider like shit.

-dcez
by DJeMan26 July 20, 2011
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bait people

A bait person is someone in which, is mainly known by a lot of people that they do not know and also know a lot of people. They are often hot topics on social networking sites, amongst the younger generation, and in general conversation. They get a lot of likes on posts and pictures. They are often good looking and have many fake friends who hang around with them to be bait. Bait people are often the ones that can provide entertainment for others.
Bait people often try to 'ghost' or be 'anti-social' to hide their business, as pressure gets too much for them.
Bait people: Ricky (Mr.Carribean) , Reece Jones, Khristen McDermoth, Jerimiah Eduardo, Loco Carzino, Sam Vernage, Theresa Victor, Marcus Eyez, Wavey Nbester ect.
by kjnfb3oefbkwefbwe December 27, 2013
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