Backseat Vet

Vet as in veterinarian, not veteran. These are the people you see in comment sections across social media under videos of animals. They will claim whatever activity the animal is doing in the video is harmful to said animal, ruining the fun for everyone. They have no actual veterinary experience or expertise, and they often just parrot poorly-cited articles they just Googled to make their comment.
"Here's a video of my ferret eating steak!"
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."
by Takuro December 26, 2022
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Backseat Drinker

1. A college senior who encourages underclassmen to get messed up
2. Someone who encourages everyone else at a party to get wasted and doesn't really drink much theirself
I got so wasted this weekend....all my friend's fault, he's such a backseat drinker.
by sutf October 13, 2011
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Backseat orderer

The obnoxious shouting of food requests at a person placing a telephone takeout order, when they do not want to place the order themselves; resulting in inaccurate food orders.
Next time don't be a backseat orderer and you can get your moo goo gai pan.

I'm sorry I forgot to get your knots, Jim was backseat ordering and I couldn't hear you.
by Word doctor18 May 23, 2011
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Backseat jiver

Someone who isn’t in control of the music that’s playing at a party or in a car, but is suggesting a new song every time a song ends, often one that nobody else there likes. ANNOYING
Sarah: Hey, can we play some Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Me: No! We decided I was the car DJ for this trip!
Ethan: Yeah, Sarah, stop being such a backseat jiver!
by He/She/Awesome August 14, 2018
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Backseat Drawing

Similar to Backseat Gaming, it is the act of watching someone draw and constantly making unprompted suggestions and corrections.
Somebody - How about you make those eyes yellow?
Artist - Please stop Backseat Drawing. I'm drawing for me, not for you.
by RobTheRobot July 11, 2022
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backseat baptist

the annoying people that sit in the back of church. normally eating and making fun. aka: my family 😎
“i hate dem der backseat baptists
by gaymanilikedick May 24, 2020
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backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.
Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*
by aria k! March 08, 2022
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