awkward

An insanely overused phrase to describe situtations and conversations that usually aren't awkward at all.

"I just dropped my pencil. Awkward."

"I can't get a cell phone signal. This is awkward."

"I'm sorry, I'm so awkward that awkward awkward when awkward."

by Joynas November 7, 2011

Awkwardcute

The state of being both awkward and cute.

Aww, he tripped when he was trying to ask me out. It was so awkwardcute.

by Natatatatatat. December 24, 2009

Awkwardation

When you are in the room with couples surrounding you and you're single... awkward make out sess..

When the tool and his girlfriend are lying on the couch together violently making out. That's awkwardation

by nakedmoleratnation June 23, 2010

Awkward Traffic Shuffle

Usually happens when 2 cars pull up to a 4-way stop at the exact same time, or are trying to turn onto a 1 way street at the same time. Both cars stop, wait to see if the other will go, both go at the same time, and then stop and repeat the process a few more times. Very similar to 2 people trying to go around each other in a crowded hallway

Trevor: Why were you 5 minutes late getting here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here

by Pete Brose July 30, 2010

Awkward Koala

Best when used on an unexpected individual, with both arms and legs, one person runs and jumps, and wraps the appendages around the other person, whether you managed to jump on the front, back or side. Usually awkward.

"Why is that dude running towards me?"

"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"

Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.

by WuddupRIBSBFJEFH May 7, 2011

Awkward Martyr

The friend a person selfishly takes to hang out to avoid a 1 on 1 situation, to either break the awkward tension with a girl you like, or because you would prefer not to hang out with the person who always insists "We need to hang out more".

Example 1
Guy 1: Hey man, can you come with me and this girl I like to the mall?
Guy 2: No thanks, I don't want to get in between you both
Guy 1: Please? I need an Awkward Martyr!

Example 2
Guy 1: Dude, Josh keeps wanting to hang out, and we have nothing in common, can you come along?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll be your awkward martyr in this one

by Clangford92392 July 3, 2011

awkward cheese

yes, it's one of those "awkward hand motions". make a triangle with your hands as if they were a wedge of cheese.

cow 1: I love you
cow 2: ......

farmer walks in: *awkward cheese*

by awkwardturtlecheese15 September 2, 2011