by The only president August 30, 2022
by Kaitlynee September 20, 2020
A person who is a little short tempered and can be frustrating at times but is usually the person you always want to go for for a good time, Audi as a person is usually someone who is pretty hot and adorable, may act out in some cases but is just trying to be a good person and tries their best to be an amazing partner, all around a good person, has their flaws like everyone but is a nice gal and you'll always be having a blast when you are with her
Assessment: Don't forget that when an Audi finds her true love, she won't ever wanna let them go and will love them forever
Assessment: Don't forget that when an Audi finds her true love, she won't ever wanna let them go and will love them forever
by Mr. Lilman May 09, 2023
Refers to the potato friend in the friend group. Often the best potato and will put all other potatoes to shame. Also uses terms like "potat" and "potate." The one you can count one to roast you lovingly and spam you with cursed pictures. Best person in the world.
Also refers to the action of misclicking the call button on a group chat an accidentally calling everyone.
Also refers to the action of misclicking the call button on a group chat an accidentally calling everyone.
by potato gang January 28, 2021
Audi is a beautiful, loving girl shes so perfect shes the girl you'd want to marry. id give up everything for her shes just so gosh dang perfect
by ameilia_not_ameila February 02, 2021
... to save his manic tongue the unnecessary syllables, the tweaker told his shrink to henceforth refer to this symptom as Audi Lucy, reasonably she agreed. Suddenly, however, just outside -- sirens began wailing like a fussy baby being fed chalkboard-fed organic rusty nails, giving way to a sound so abysmal and horrendous. He knew that roar. Undoubtedly, it was a homicidal Sassafrassquatch ripped to his tits horny on speed. It's eyes rolled back as he furiously masturbated, bursting blood vessels on his forehead, grimacing, bellowing a sinister, gutteral yelp. & it's meat staff erupted like Pompeii, one could see all over his sweaty body morphing veins as the blood coursing through them coagulated into ropes of iron-enriched lumps of throbbing gristle. Upon the final primordial kung-fu pump Sass echoed a warcry so LOUD ALL OF the streetlights went dark and every car parked on this street's alarm started up as their auto glass shattered . Then Sassafrasquatch quickly pulled up his Dungarees to check for potential witnesses, and his gaze FROZE locking eyes with the thousand-yard stare behind his therapist's sunroom pane... Fuck this! He screamed bloody murder.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
by AorticKamikaze July 12, 2023