Joe Moment

Noun
Verb
Statement
Situation

A point at which mental function reaches its apex minimal levels causing a negative surge in brain synapses leading to the most simple and straightforward tasks becoming difficult and near impossible

"Did you see the guy mopping with the wooden end of the mop? "
"I know bro, what a Joe moment."

by Fabius Bile January 26, 2021

Gungo Moment

A gungo moment generally consist of being Schrödinger douchebag, stealing or trying to use dead memes, creating uncomfortable situations, stealing ideas, forcing yourself into things where you’re not wanted.

“I think I’m gonna go as Buzz Lightyear for Halloween.”
“That’s so crazy I’m actually also going as Buzz!! Let’s match.”
“Gungo Moment.”

by The Hamburger (Joe) January 08, 2023

sober moment

when shit gets mad serious and you need to act 100% clean and sober.

Oh fuck, sober moment guys. I spilt the beer on my moms bed

by negro hero July 27, 2009

Dion Moment

a goober moment, a moment of being a silly little goofy little goober, also based

Dion Moment

by cumdog July 03, 2022

Titanic Moment

Similar to how people don’t realize that Jack and Rose from the Titanic movie aren’t based on real people, a moment of realization that shocks you to your core which is also pretty common knowledge.

“Bro I had a crazy realization the other day when I found out the stripper pole spins not the stripper”

‘Dude what a Titanic moment’

“Yeah man I never fuckin knew! How crazy’”
——
“What’s your Titanic moment?”

‘For the longest time I thought people from the past saw in black and white’

“You didn’t know that?? That’s one hell of a Titanic moment”

by titanic_luvah69 October 25, 2023

Grum Moment

When you screw up really badly, ultimately misrepresenting the people you work for.

"Hey Jackson, no rape in the office!"
"Sorry sir, I had a Grum moment"

by 5#!7 August 18, 2014

Joaquin Moment

The moment of greatness. Life some would say.

Guy1: So has was it
Guy2: Had sex it was a Joaquin Moment

by Joaquin Moment December 29, 2020