excuses are like asses

its a whole saying it says "excuses are like asses everyone has one" it basically says everyone has an ass and everyone has an excuse.

"That girl Kathy she never does anything and always has a some lame reason to back it up"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"

by Annie May 22, 2004

boob and asses

a zitty titty

hey i got boobs with lips and zitty titty's

by nick August 19, 2003

bad asses

The word Bad Asses ah yes one of my very favorite words. Bad Asses mean people who r kool like me of course.

Me and Quiana r bad asses.

by bad ass January 5, 2005

assessment

1. The act of assessing something of someone;
2. Criterion's arch nemesis. He owns his own line of cereal and is in constant competition with Criterion. He likes to eat anything that will pass through his fairly hard, yet rubbery body.

Isarena: It's...Assessment! He's come to destroy Criterion's fame and fortune!
Mimi: Gosh!

by SockEater September 6, 2006

getting their asses handed to them

When a non-descript group of two or more individuals are riddled with machine gun bullets.

The imitators/impersonators are getting their asses handed to them by Gs.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

Assless Chap

A friend of yours who has no measurable ass, thickness, or slap-hams

My man Kevin doesn't even has a sliver of ass, he's an assless chap!

by Soviet_Samuelson August 4, 2019

Assless House

Set in Tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. The protagonists are 3 morally uptight Afghans. They are innocently watching Tv when the sex crazed Gardai police raid the apartment they share. The Gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. When faced with such tyranny, the three Afghans decided to submit themselves to the Gardai's will as the peace loving Muslims don't want to be deported. What ufolds next is a film of sexual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, anal insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. After this cumfest ends the 3 ,now limp, Muslims leave with a new respect for the law.....and gay sex.

Garda: You will respect my authority....in Assless House

Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!

by Ishmael Sugrue March 6, 2008