Assary

A word that describes a situation or when a person or persons exemplifie the combination of stupidity, ignorance, immatuarity, and arrogance all at the same time and has truley convinced oneself that they are the victim(s)

Neal and Bob's behavior at work demonstrate udder and pure assary.

by team vagina April 20, 2010

Aspiring Actress

A girl with no real job who thinks their looks will get them into Hollywood, as opposed to a "working actress" who has a day job and might do regional theater or small roles in film and TV, or commercials. Commonly seen on reality TV.

I'm an aspiring actress. No, I haven't gotten any work yet, but I've sent out my new headshots!

by FlowersBlackwing January 30, 2009

Asmir

1. Swedish slang for; a very pale person.

2. Vampire.

Look at that guy, what an asmir.

That asmir really needs a tan!

by SuperAsiaten December 27, 2011

AssCreed

Typically referring to those who practice in the art of pairing two male Assassin's Creed characters together, and proceeding to screw each other in a timely and hardcore fashion. Most common among this categorical subject would be the aggressive couple of Malik / Altair -viceversa- and/or Ezio /Leonardo. This also can contain the much more sparse pairings (Known as 'Crack Pairings') such as Robert /Altair, or even Ezio/ Feathers .

I am bored, Let's AssCreed

by AssCreed Assassin November 5, 2010

asscrab

n.) Generally used for a person or thing who, apart from being a complete asshole, is also very obviously crabby.

God damn it, Andrew. You're a fucking asscrab.

by Friendly Neighborhood Idiots May 13, 2005

Assbrown

1. A Hashbrown enjoyed out of the anal cavity.

ex. Yo I got an assbrown from michelle branch, with ketchup nd shit.

by King Jamz May 24, 2006

Asiri

awesome,cute, hilarious,hot, nice and smart pretty much the epitome of greatness. This rare combination of qualities guarentee his success in life and ensure he will always be cooler than his siblings. his kindness often causes him to involve himself in sad charity cases such as that of liz who he pretends to like as it looks good on his resume.

asiri can also define a man whore with little or no self control of his sexual cravings.

Girl:hey do you want to come grocery shopping with me?
Guy: nah lets fuck
Girl: why do you have to be such an asiri!

by asiriwannabe December 9, 2008