assholes

people who fuck up our country spending us into the debt of ass backwards china

the previous FOUR assholes elected to the office of the president of the united states have been spending my money plus buckets of imaginary money to pay off the other assholes who helped them get into office. both the republican party and the democratic party are filled almost entirely with apathetic, hypocritical assholes. It is treasonous to spend a country into debt! The best way to stop treasonous asshole spending is to execute traitors. The fewer assholes the better.

by ExecuteTreasonousAssholes June 29, 2011

retarded fucking assholes

complete fucking douchebags

see words guitar.com and misc etc.

misc tards are dumber than a fat retard playin in his own shit

by I AM GHANDI April 19, 2004

a barrel full of smashed assholes

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

Sudden Stopping Assholes

When you are walking down the street/store aisle and the person immediately in front of you suddenly stops and you step on their heels and/or trip over them.

Tom: I was walking down the street the other day and the idiot in front of me suddenly stopped and i tripped over him!

Bob: You should watch out for Sudden Stopping Assholes.

by chicken&fish June 18, 2009

hat full of assholes

unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.

' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

assholio

1. a term quoted by "the great cornholio". Word was introduced when said individual was in search of T.P. for his bunghole. 2. A person who pulls his shirt over his head with only his face showing to get a laugh from his lame-ass friends. All the while acting like an idiot, speaking in a stupid-ass voice, looking like a complete retard.

1a."Toss me some shit-tickets so I can wipe my assholio".
1b. your girlfriend moaned eroticly when i stuck my tongue in her assholio.
2. "Dude, your boy Jason can't smoke anymore of my weed, that fukker is an assholio. Tell him to leave, but the chicks he brought over can stay".

by pink pounder November 15, 2007

can of crushed assholes

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

by CCK March 8, 2005