The act of causing internal rectal bleeding then pooping and peeing on the partner. Giving the appearance of the armor Iron Man wears.
Guy#1:My girl always complains I don't satisfy her enough so I gave her an Iron Man armor.
Guy#2:High five dude!
Guy#2:High five dude!
by Anonymous Magic Man December 13, 2009
Get the Iron Man Armormug. A white tee shirt that is so skin tight you can see right through it and read the shirt underneath. The only way this shirt can be put on is either to have it sewn on by a professional seemstress or have it spraypainted on.
Grease went to buy bullets at academy wearing his favorite Under Armor White Tee and the clerk was heard saying "hey you must really like top gun huh?"
by Ole Spends Alot January 13, 2008
Get the Under Armor White Teemug. You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!
by Dr. Awsum April 9, 2021
Get the Insta-Kill Body Armor®mug. Reputation Armor is an award in the game Last Chaos. Reputation armor may only be worn by characters who have participated in the Guardian system. After a character has earnedand boots for their class. After they have earned 100 Reputation Points they may purchase and wear the Guardian shirt, pants, and helm for their class. The reputation armor is about as strong as the level 20-22 armor set for your class.
If a player wants to show their reputation armor they can use 50 Reputation Points and sport a pair of the Guardian gloves
by ReputationArmor October 4, 2011
Get the Reputation Armormug. The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The kid armor is tired, fam."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The kid armor is tired, fam."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
Get the Kid Armormug. The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025
Get the Tot Armormug. When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom
by Georgesbored July 28, 2025
Get the Night in shining armormug.