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Ark Moment

A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.
Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
by Soob12 October 19, 2023
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ark smash

today was so bad it was like ark smash
by Goodboi69420 October 25, 2020
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ark pioneer school

A wonderful school that you should visit 😁
by Bhad-barbie October 1, 2020
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donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,
shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dickyseamen November 16, 2011
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Ark Week

A week fully dedicated to playing ARK: Survival Ascended (or ARK: Survival Evolved for the OGs). During Ark Week, players drop all real-life responsibilities — sleep, hygiene, and social contact — to grind, tame, build, and survive like true dino addicts.

Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”
“Bro, I can’t hang out this weekend — it’s Ark Week. Gotta finish my Tek base before the wipe.”
by ElkeWeekArkWeek October 19, 2025
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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Ark Re:Code

An adult video game developed by Neversoft and published by Erolabs in early November, 2023. This game of adventure, sci-fi type with lots of cute girls to chhose from. The four main are Lucia, Apathy, Rafael, and Claire.
Ark Re:Code is just fantastic! I love Lucia so much!
by LaserImouto November 18, 2023
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