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Proud Man's Apology

When someone suddenly starts acting very nice to someone after doing something wrong, instead of actually apologising.
Sam: "Mike humiliated me in front of my girl! He's tried to be extra nice since, but he never apologised"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"
by andyBwilson May 22, 2020
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Apology Picnic

When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.
-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
by pika007 May 2, 2011
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Colombian apology

After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.
"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."
by Fookem August 10, 2021
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Period Apology

That moment when you apologize for your period or period symptoms – even though you sure as heck shouldn’t.
Your period is a natural part of you, so let’s ditch the Period Apology, shall we?
by #NoApologiesPeriod June 8, 2021
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Apologize

1. n: A being/human feeling guilty/sorry about what they have done/said

2. v: Feeling sorry about what has been said
“I sincerely Apologize about what I have just said”.
by CarteeierBee December 14, 2021
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I'm not apologizing

You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.
Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."

A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡

Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Apology Umbrella

A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.
She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.
by Macon Love April 26, 2011
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